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This game is...
'12 Days of Xmas Crackers' The club has had it's delivery of Christmas Crackers... unfortulately there is a problem! Traditionally all Xmas Crackers contain a party hat, a gift and a silly joke... however it was the first day on the job for Halfstack the Elf and when he packed our crackers at the cracker packer company he forgot to put in the jokes! So for this game we need YOU to tell us some jokes! We will pull a cracker every day for the next 12 days and whoever posts the best joke will win the contents of the cracker for that day! You can post one joke per day on each account provided that you are a member of the club on that account.
If you are not a member yet but would like to join in the fun please visit our club page to apply.
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*BANG* The 1st cracker has been pulled! A Santa Hat and a Golden Ticket have fallen out! To win these items please post your joke below. The best joke (chosen by me) will win. Jokes need to be posted before 4am HEE game time on the 13th. |
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Oooh I love this! xD If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery… I’ll kill him with my bear hands. |
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What do you get from a dwarf cow?.... Condensed milk! ~~~~~~~ What do you call a two-footed cow?...... Lean beef! |
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Thank you for your jokes, they were all very good... or should I say very bad! The winner is Blue Diamond with What do you call a two-footed cow?...... Lean beef! lol |
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*BANG* The 2nd cracker has been pulled! A Sexed Straw and Antlers have fallen out! To win these items please post your joke below. The best joke (chosen by me) will win. Jokes need to be posted before 4am HEE game time on the 14th. |
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie. |
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What do you call a Poodle that poops in greyscale? A poodull. |
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What do you call a tank full of healthy fish? Sushi! |
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What do sick elves use? Santa-tizer 🎅 |
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Afternoon Showers, Sleet Possible
