Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory gave Leo a rather sly smile as she said, "I think we could arrange that. I don't think I've got anything on my schedule except saving your sorry ass." Cotton headed ninny muggins was the favorite insult of hers that she could say around children without too harsh of glares from their poor parents, who would now have to deal with said children using the wonderful phrase all the time. It was better than the time she'd taught a group of kids, maybe 8 or 9 years old, the lovely word 'shitweasel'. The never stopped saying it, and boy were their parents not happy with Glory. She frowned slightly at him and said, "Look, I'm going to be completely honest, all the phrases you come up with for last words totally suck." Where he was wrong was that 'un momento, por favor' was quite literally almost his last words. Not at all what one would want to say with their dying breath.

Flash Wallis

'Yeah, Glory,' Flash answered. 'I caught her. Injured her badly first though, she couldn't fight it. And your both コットンヘッドニンニーマギンズ'.

Flash called over a waiter and ordered himself a chocolate milkshake as he decided he deserved it.

Lieutenant Dwyer

"Well, Christ on a chariot-driven sidecar..." Glory said. "Well done." She was actually rather proud of her friend, how quickly and efficiently he could set things into motion. She tilted her head slightly at his Japanese words and guessed it meant something similar to her previous phrase. Or it was something much, much worse and that was why he'd not said it in English, that was always a possibility. She was still curious about the prank he'd mentioned earlier, though maybe he didn't want to say it in front of Simara. Understandable, as Glory was still a little worried about being caught for the great Frogmageddon.

General Wallis

'A chariot driven side car? Kono koushi no kuso yarō,' he continued.

Flash knew about frogmaggeton, had helped with a few small bits of planning but it was definately Glory's prank.

(Aussie, I swear- Japanese!? It took Google translate three tries to tell me something that made sense!)

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General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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"Oh good! I can fill myself up with the extremely necessary knowledge of Glory insults. And you haven't saved my sorry ass for weeks now, you're slacking on the job." Leo scoffed, then let out a slight chuckle. He knew that... his last words would probably suck, but in a different way. They'd probably be more like 'I need to tell you something I wish I told you before but I was too stupid- w....' and then he'd die. Worst yet rather likely scenario. As Flash spit out some words in Japanese, Leo rolled his eyes, not even going to try and guess what it meant. He was no genius when it came to memorizing millions of languages, but apparently Flash was. As Simara spoke, Leo glanced over with a wry smile. "I can assure you, they're both obviously hiding something, but I'm as innocent as I always have been." He smiled, a look in his eye indicating he had so many more pranks he wanted to tell about- that he got away with. The one he really wouldn't want Simara overhearing was his Gastastrophie, as she had been affected, which she probably hadn't enjoyed. (How old is Simara again?)

(She's 41 :])

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory nodded at Flash, saying, "Yep. Great phrase, I know." She frowned slightly as he said something else in Japanese, and asked, "Do I want to know what that means?" Likely not. To Leo, she grinned and said, "It's more important than anything else you could possibly know." Well, in some rare situations. Not so much when you're in the middle of a fight, but if some idiot gets in your way, it's VERY important to know the perfect insult. "Hey, I'd argue that that's a good thing," She said, frowning slightly. "I'd say you're slacking." Which, if he wasn't going to try to die again for at least a few days, Glory definitely wouldn't argue. At Simara's question, Glory said nothing, but tried not to show that Simara was right. Frogmageddon was fairly recent, more so at least than some of Glory's other pranks, maybe within the past 2 years, Glory didn't remember exactly. She scowled at Leo and said, "Then you haven't been innocent for at least 11 years." If Leo ratted her out, Glory might have no choice but to whack him.

(Yeaaahhhh, so she was probably a General when he had just joined the program xD))

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General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo nodded slowly. "It TOTALLY is." He answered sarcastically, though he was always open to expanding his mind to new insults galore. And Glory was the perfect person for that. She was unusual in a way that would be perfect for learning new reverse compliments. "I'm slacking? So you want me to die more?" He asked with a snort, glancing at Simara again with an evil smirk after looking back over at Glory. He could tell he was going to earn a whacking if he said anything else. "Whack me if you want- though, I won't say anything. Yet." He smiled in a sinister manner, though he really wasn't going to say anything. There was no reason to, other than his own amusement- plus, although he didn't fear getting smacked, he didn't enjoy it either. "And that 11 years is all in the past. Let the past be the past." He chirped. It really was just the Gastastrophie that he'd be really worried about if Simara found out. Most of the others didn't affect her, but that one had to suck.

(Yup, so she's put up with him for far too long already xD)

Lieutenant Dwyer

"Hey, don't be sarcastic when I come up with things like 'shitweasel' and you're still calling people 'poopyheads'," Glory huffed. Her insults were so inconceivably well crafted, they'd leave the Pope in tears. Or, at least, Glory was pretty sure they would. 'You have forgotten the face of your father' would work on a guy like the Pope. "No! You just haven't tried to in a few days," She said. That was very much not what she'd meant, and would greatly appreciate it if he cut down on trying to die all the time. His smile made Glory a little nervous, though she was 70% sure he wouldn't say anything about Frogmageddon. "You'd better not," She grumbled. "Yesterday was a part of that time," She huffed. He's probably argue that, too.

(Poor Simara XD)

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"I have NEVER in my whole damn life called someone a 'poopyhead'. I am quite insulted you would ever suggest that!" Leo yelped, indignance showing plain in his tone. He rolled his eyes at her next words. "I'll keep not trying.. it's hard, though." He drawled with a bit of sarcasm. Dying just suited him. It was part of his personality at this point. A Leo without trying to die every 2 seconds would not be a Leo. "Don't bite my head off, I said I wouldn't say anything. If nothing else, I'm a man of my word." He smiled sweetly, then honestly tilted his head and racked his mind about what yesterday was. What had he done? Had something happened? Short term memory loss... may be a problem. He had gotten hid over the head quite a bit.