(are we still fishing?)
if not ignore.

'Is it? That's new, i thought we payed in bruises, battles and scars.', Flash joked.

I'm not a great fisher person, i prefer the most important job. Cooking food and eating food.

With that he made a 10x10 metre fire filled it with massive logs, turned into dragon form wincing with pain and lit it with one of his fireballs.

'Now that's a fire,' Flash told them,'it'll die down in a bit and we can cook what you catch Leo. Now, tell me about the rescue oparation guys. I was a bit busy trying to fight 60 or so corrupted as well as their general who was nearly as powerful as us by myself'.

With that Flash grabbed three small log and set it down before sitting on one, indicating that the others should do the same.

No, we aren't. Glory and Leo started a barfight, then walked back to the Lake.

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory tried to suppress a grin as she replied, "Yeah yeah, don't get too full of yourself or all that effort will go to waste, though." She sighed and tried to suppress a yawn; their 4am adventures were catching up to her. She snorted and retorted, "Nope, I can't. Doesn't mean I won't try though." She thought for a moment, then shuddered. "I don't even wanna know all the dumb shit you've done." She grinned slyly at his next comment; too easy. "Fine then, I can do that." She shrunk the deer from their 7 feet gargantuan size to relatively normal deer, then changed their outfits to match his. She made the 3 now small deer crowd around him, batting their eyes and sighing dreamy deer sighs. "Good enough for you?" She asked, smirking.

General Anubis

Aka: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo grinned maniacally, looking absolutely thrilled with himself. "Me? Full of myself? NEVERRRR." He scoffed sarcastically, then smirked when she admitted she'd never be able to match him in crazy clothing choices. At her shudder, he had to repress a grin, his eyes twinkling. "You'd find a lot of them funny, but I bet you'd also invent some new words to call me stupid with." He chuckled, then his eyebrows twitched up slightly. That was supposed to be a HARD request. Gosh, what could she do!? Make them look like they appreciated a 2 year Olds choice of clothing? It wasn't possible. Maturity wise, most of the time, he hovered around 14- he knew what was wrong, but he did it anyway. Random thoughts. In any case, the deers expressions were.... "Terrifying. Holy crap. WHY ARE THEIR EYELASHES SO LONG-" Leo all but yelped, wishing he could shoo the illusions away. "That is painful to watch- gaahhh, don't make me. I'm sorry I asked! Why are they wearing the same clothes as me?! I PULL OFF THIS OUTFIT WAY BETTER THAN A BUNCH OF DEER-" He protested, waving his hand in the air. "Why are they sighing like that!?! I'm going to die..." He moaned dramatically, flopping over on his back to stare at the sky and calculate approximately how long it would take for the sun to start setting. He guessed only a few minutes more, as it was already rather low.

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory rolled her eyes and said, "Yeah, I bet I would. Until I hear all your stories, I'm gonna settle for 'twat', m'kay?" The deer were actually pretty easy now that they were small, she could probably make them play the bagpipes and dance a little jig. "They're not terrifying, they're exactly what you asked for! And their eyelashes are long because I say so." She couldn't help but laugh at his reaction, and retorted, "They're dressed like you because you said they LOVE your outfit, and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And they're sighing because of the adjectives you chose to describe yourself with. Actually, I can make them better, hold on." She made their eyelashes longer and backed them away a few feet, then made them lay down, still staring at Leo, but quiet. Their eyes were the best part, big black orbs with no emotion or thought behind them, just staring blankly at him, which was arguably worse than how they'd been a minute ago. Glory glanced at the sky, turning a deep rust color, and figured they'd have maybe an hour or so of light left.

General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo chuckled lowly, deciding not to comment, as he'd probably make the situation worse. He kept an eye on the weird animals, definitely NOT liking how they looked or anything about them. He had said he was sorry, why was the torture continuing!? "No, they are terrifying. I never asked for obsessive fans." He rolled his eyes, then snorted. "Of course. Because battle winning Glory wants the long cute eyelashes." He said sarcastically, then scowled at her answer. It made sense, but he didn't want it to. "I regret choosing to describe myself with any of those adjectives, thank you very much." Leo huffed, his eyes widening slightly as she said she could make them better. "How could they get any worse!? - oh." He looked at the now .... absolutely and completely terrifying looks on their blank faces. "Blank... stares. Not creepy at all." He stated slowly, shaking his head. "I regret almost everything I have ever done with my life that led up to this moment, please save me from whatever this is." Leo finally pleaded, looking at her with a half grin half begging expression. "I can't take it any longer. Their stares remind me of empty eye sockets. After the eyeball disintegrated. Skulls with skin still on the bone. Dementors in deer form." He shuddered at the thought. Blech. The sun had begun to kiss the treetops, but he knew even after it set there'd be a while where it was still greyish light. He watched as it slowly began reflecting off the water, the oranges, reds, and blues mixing to make an absolutely stunning sunset. "Still better than sunrises." He commented with a smile and a pleased sigh, glad to be here, where it was quiet.

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory grinned proudly, glad to have totally weirded him out with the little deer. "You kinda did, though, and now you have an adoring fan club." She frowned at him, feigning annoyance. "First it was my little unicorn, now the deer," She grumbled, followed by a sly grin as she lilted, "Well good, looks like somebody learned an important life lesson- don't be too full of yourself or you'll end up with a weird deer fan club following you around sighing, courtesy of Glory Dwyer." Actually, she could make something far worse to follow him around, but the deer were funnier. She yawned and said, "Alright, fine, but only half because you asked nicely, and half because if I try to keep it up much longer I'm gonna fall asleep." With a small hand movement, the deer disappeared. "Definitely," she agreed softly.

General Anubis

Aka: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo shook his head so hard his hair got even more messed up- and you thought it wasn't possible. "I don't want an adoring fan club." He huffed, mentally thinking that he'd be much better off with one or two close friends. "Uh huh, because both were weirdly creepy." He pointed out helpfully, then rolled his eyes. "Now THAT is one life lesson LITERALLY nobody else in the WORLD has probably learned. How many people have you tried to torture with creepy deer fan club groups!?" He asked with a grin, then smirked with a pleased expression. "I'm not above asking nice to save my own skin." Leo quipped with a grin, sitting back up and bending his leg so he could rest his arm on his knee as he watched the sun slowly sink while glittering off the lake. As she agreed to his words, he cast a glance at her. "Just yesterday you said you liked sunrises better. Now you're agreeing sunsets are better? Make up your mind!" He teased lightly, his golden eyes matching the sun's rays almost perfectly. He always thought it was the most calming thing in the world to sit on a small beach, or in a grassy meadow, and just watch the sunset. So beautiful, and Serene.

Lieutenant Dwyer

She rolled her eyes, because he did say that they think he's "the most handsome and smart and amazing and cunning ever", then frowned at him. "What do you mean my unicorn was creepy? It was not!" She said indignantly. She paused to think a moment before replying, "Umm, just you, actually. Guess you're special." She raised one eyebrow at him, and asked, "Save your skin? Don't you know they can't actually do anything? They only trick your eyes into thinking they're there, they have no physical body. However, if you're gullible enough, your mind makes you think you felt them when you really didn't. Think of them more like ghosts, or wisps of smoke." She tried to think back to the day before, but didn't remember saying anything remotely close to what he said. "Did I? I think you're making that up, I've said no such thing," She said, turning her attention back to the golden sky.

General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo scoffed lightly, trying to add emphasis to what he had said. "Your unicorn was creepy. But okay." He answered with a smirk, then put a hand on his heart. "Oh, my, gosh. I'm SPECIAL!? What a SHOCK." He gasped dramatically, grinning. As she explained they weren't harmless and blah blah something about something blah, he rolled his eyes. "Yes, I know that Einstein. I meant: the more I stare at them the more my brain freaks out, then disintegrates, and if my brain dies, my body will eventually follow." He snorted. "I am not gullible in any means, especially to a bunch of *ghosts*" Leo huffed, then scowled at her. "Really? Oh come on, you said it!" He protested, huffing quietly before staring at the sky again. "I make up a lot of stuff, but not that." He added, smiling faintly as the sun started to disappear. He wasn't ready in any way, shape, or form to go back yet, but he supposed Glory would want to get back before dar- nevermind. Her major was literally shadows. She probably wouldn't care.