General Anubis

Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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"I- this is the most comfortable thing I own!" He protested, scowling as he glanced down at his flowery loose shirt and shorts. "And I can be dignified." He huffed, then snorted. "I was the accomplice? We were PARTNERS, Glory. Partners! No accomplices! We didn't help each other, we acted as one unit." Leo grinned widely, then it faltered just slightly. "Why are you only 80 percent sure? I didn't crawl out of the womb just to say I wanted my middle name to be Zephyr!" He snorted. "And yes, I had a sneaking suspicion you would. Who WOULDN'T? Zephyr is a stupid, weird name- literally the name of the Greek person that commanded the four winds." He huffed, then chuckled. "You are right a lot, proof of it being- you don't shush. You're correct about that." Leo was about to say something else when she just had to offend his poor three brain cells again. "I have no clue because I don't want to, not because I can't." He snorted, absent mindedly grabbing a weighty looking stick and chucking it across the water. He heard a crash as it fell through the trees on the other side of the small lake.

Lieutenant Dwyer

"But not the most fashionable, I hope, because you're gonna look hilarious on our wanted posters!" Glory teased. "Partners, huh? When you just said I was the accomplice," She lilted with a smirk. "Well, you could've, I don't know. But I do know who Zephyr is, I'm not entirely uneducated. Besides, I'm rude and sarcastic, not evil and totally heartless, you ought to know by now. I'm not making fun of your middle name unless you deserve it. And don't worry, I can think of way worse names, so be glad I didn't name you," She said, frowning slightly and tilting her head, then smiling at his next words. "Nope, I don't, and now you gotta deal with the mistake of continuing to hang out with me," She shot back. "Oh, that's good to hear, because I can do enough thinking, worrying, plotting, and clue-gathering for both of us."

General Anubis

Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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"I never said fashionable. I don't have a sense of fashion. That would be an insult. And I will look amazing on our wanted posters if we do a photoshoot..." He let the joke trail off as he snapped his fingers, immediately appearing in an Elvis suit. "Eh, I look great however I dress." He said in an absolutely perfect Elvis voice, then snapped his fingers again, appearing in jeans, his normal flannel, his normal boots, and his old dusty cowboy hat. He touched the brim as he pulled it down, hooking his other finger in his belt loop. "Aight, now why don we just run on down to the prairie and gather up those cattle now y'all?" He drawled, a thick southern accent replacing his normal light southern accent. Leo always had a southern accent, but he thickened it considerably for this. "In any case, I was right- even in Hawaiian shorts and a t shirt, I look AMAZING, and you can't criticize my dressing styles." He flashed a grin, only making the hat disappear, as he only wore that when he was actually riding- otherwise he didn't like covering his head. "Aw shucks, I know you know who Zephyr is, with all your history talk. I was just pointing it out." He snorted, then smiled. "Mhm. Rude and sarcastic is a million times better than evil and heartless." He said sweetly, not a hint of sarcasm in his own voice, although the dangerous twinkle in his eyes was a different indicator. "Worse names- like Eobard Thawne?" He asked with a grin, then chuckled lightly. "That's a mistake I'm glad I made." He smirked, glad to have finally made the right mistake for once. "My three brain cells will raise a beer to you doing all the thinking." Leo tipped his own beer with a laugh, his eyes lighting up as he glanced at the sky, seeing the sun was already nearing low. "Man, we spent all day trying not to die, fishing, starting a bar fight, participating in that barfight, and mourning the fish. It got late fast. Which means the sunset will be AWESOME, so let's just stay for like 30 minutes longer and it'll set right above the trees, and glint off the lake." He looked at the sky, then the trees, then the lake. It would reflect so beautifully! "Buuuut you can go if you want. Just down that same path we took- yesterday. If you don't get lost, you'll be great. If you're afraid of getting lost, just go straight on this road and you'll get back eventually. Not trying to force you to do anything." He snorted with amusement.

(time traveling again I see😭

and holy shit you described one of my friends almost down to the letter✋😂)

Lieutenant Dwyer

"Fair, you didn't. Though I have to agree, you'd look great in a fluffy pink tutu," Glory teased, though some small part of her thought he was right; he absolutely could pull off any outfit. "Hmm, how about a day at the races? I hear #3 has good odds," She replied in a haughty British accent. "I'm not sure 'amazing' is the right word, I'd try something more like 'appealing to hummingbirds', though you definitely could dress worse," She lilted, then as an afterthought, "But don't get any ideas, I might have to pretend I don't know you to save myself the embarrassment." She ignored his comment about her knowledge of history, instead grinning proudly at his next words and saying, "Well, it seems to be since you're still here and not, like, anywhere else." Then she wrinkled her nose, saying, "Yeah, that's pretty bad. You got lucky, by comparison." She rolled her eyes, and replied, "I don't think they need any more, lest you be left with only 2." She grinned, thinking about how much they'd actually managed to do in one day. "And to think, we've been doing this since 4 this morning. I'd rather stay," She said, sitting down and picking up a few pebbles. She focused carefully on them, shaping their appearance carefully, until they looked exactly as she wanted them; 3 deer, graceful and dainty, with one minor difference. These deer had sharp antlers, fangs, and glowing eyes. More importantly, they were about 7 feet tall at the shoulder. Trying to not only hold illusions so big, but 3 of them, was difficult, but manageable for a short time, so they just stood there, an ear twitching now and then, menacingly.

General Anubis

Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo slowly glared at her. "Suuuure. No. I would not. Don't even suggest it." He growled, though it wasn't a real threat- he just was trying very hard not to imagine that horror show. "Hah, Las, #3 ain't got a shot. You gotta go with #5- they have the best breeding lines." He quipped, grinning, which only grew wider at her next words. "Oh, if you were a hummingbird." He teased lightly, in the back of his mind already regretting it. Too late now. "I could totally dress worse. Is that a dare?" He asked with a smirk, then laughed. "Aww, poor me! I guess I won't embarrass us both by snatching some clothes I might've bought for an afterthought Halloween costume, or a different Halloween costume I designed specifically to scare kids out of their minds, or any other time I had an opportunity to where weird out of this world clothing." Leo grinned, then let it reduce to a pleased smile at her triumphant look. Yes, he could be good at flattery compliments if he wanted to, but he just didn't stress that part of his brain much. Only every once in a pink moon. "Good observation skills. And my brain cells can decide when to stop drinking, thank you very much." He teasingly took a sip of the beer, staring out at the shiny water for a second. "4 this morning. Don't remind me how early a got up." Leo groaned, closing his eyes. He stayed standing for about another millisecond before sitting down with a sigh, tossing a pebble out into the water. It only skipped 3 times. Sad. He then looked over at Glory, who was doing stuff - ohhh, making holograms. Wrong word. Shapes? Images? Expecto Patronum? Like, what was it supposed to be called!? As they slowly took shape, he started to open his mouth to comment on the sweet looks of the deer when they suddenly grew fangs and sharp horns and looked rather like devil deer that wanted to devour you alive. "Why couldn't you have left them as nice looking deer?" He asked with a small grin. "Now they look like they disapprove of my clothing choice." He sniffed, brushing off the jeans.

Lieutenant Dywer

Glory tried to look serious for a moment, long enough to say, "No, it wasn't a suggestion, I think it's the only outfit you'd look actually bad in." She put the 'Queen of England' accent back on, and replied, "No, I think number seven seems lucky today, not five." She raised her eyebrows at him - did he really just say that? - before deciding to just go with it, maybe she could embarrass the hell out of him. "Yeah, poor you that I'm not. No matter how charming you can be," She lilted. "No, that's not a dare, you'd better not take it that way," She said, then paused. "Okay, maybe do take it that way, I want to see the dumb stuff you come up with." She snorted at his next comment, retorting, "Yeah, but they might not stop until there's either two left or you've done something incredibly stupid." She leaned back on her hands, sighing. "Yeah, way too frigging early." She kept fiddling with the deer as Leo tossed a rock across the water, then smiled at his comment. "Where's the fun it that? But I can do this," She said, twisting their appearance until the fangs, antlers, and glowing eyes disappeared, replaced with 3 deer in snazzy outfits, designed to look something like old-fashioned police uniforms. "There, Fashion Police. Better?" She asked with a smirk.

(I laughed a little harder than I should've at that, to be honest xD)

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory snorted and grinned, saying, "I'm never wrong." She bit the inside of her cheek, trying not to laugh at his reaction. "I might've, yes," She said, then laughed at his next words. "Oh, I know you will. I'll be awaiting the day you try to spring that on me, and I'll be ready with an equally ridiculous outfit, just to top your creativity," She teased, knowing she could never ever top the whimsical, wacky things he could come up with. "Oh yes you have, I should know, I've done some of it with you," She said, grinning, which only grew wider at his next words. "Pretty simple, I take whatever you say, and make it real- or, look real, at least. You said they looked like they disapproved of your outfit, so now they do!" To demonstrate a little, she brought one still-enormous deer tromping right up to Leo. It looked him up and down, then frowned and shook its large head slowly, making a 'tut tut' sound. Glory wasn't used to holding more than one big illusion at a time, so this one simple motion took more concentration than she could muster, letting the 3 gigantic deer disappear.

(Yes, it took me four minutes just to muster up the courage to start typing XD

I'm signing off now, since I have to get up early, it is midnight where I am, and I have horse shows through next Sunday. Yay lol))

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Leo had the grace to look mighty astonished as she confirmed his suspicion. He tried not to make a comment, but the pressure was too much. "I have completed my purpose on this earth. SOMEONE in the ENTIRE WORLD finally ADMITTED to SEEING my immense efforts to be the SLIGHTEST bit charming. FINALLY." He grinned, not being able to help himself. This was a break through! Honestly, he had taken YEARS to perfect badly made methods, and Glory was the FIRST person to have the audacity to comment. And it was a risk, because depending on what mood he was in, he might just want to crush your skull for saying it. Thankfully, he usually was rather chipper around her. Something about the fact she was the first person in FOREVER that knew what sarcasm was and how to use it. Like, what are they teaching kids these days?! How to BEHAVE? Pfft, who needed that information? "Hahahaha bahahahaha funny funny cool cool cool yeaaaaahhh suuuuuuure you do that." He smirked, cracking his fingers. "There's no way you can top my outfits. No. Way." He said smugly, having full confidence in that, at very least. "You have helped me in some crazy stunts, but you don't know the half of it. Ever realize you've known me for all of a couple weeks? 28 years I've had time to pile up on stupid stunts- 3 weeks ain't gonna change that record." He laughed, a bit evilly, then made a face. "Fine, they look like they LOVE my outfit and they think I'm the most HANDSOME AND SMART AND AMAZING AND CUNNING person ever and they think I have ALL THE KNOWLEDGE IN THE WORLD and they think I have GAZZILIONS of brain cells. You just said you take whatever I say and make it real, so have fun with that." He smirked, but the illusion deer did look rather disapproving. Especially the tutting. That was demeaning. Being looked down upon by a deer. Wow.