(Too much drama- the Corrupted have retreated for now lol. Ammit went back, so the others would too, plus Glory and Leo started that fire. We need time for fish sticks fighting at a bar anyway XD))

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General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo let out a long sigh, his wings sagging slightly. "Nothing is helping." He grumbled under his breath, then sighed again. "If it helps, I take comfort in knowing you at least believe it." He smiled faintly, stepping back as she finally let go of her murder hold. He could breathe! As she started speaking again, he slowly grinned. "You shouldn't have said that. It is happening, now. Too late for you to say no. If we get in trouble it is your fault. Bar fight!" He all but bounded ahead, energized by the idea. A mile later, he had slowed to a walk and was scowling. "Why does there have to be 9 MILES back? I wish I could teleport." He grumbled, picking up the pace to a Trot so they'd get there someday.

9 very extremely long miles later, his chest was heaving and he would be dead if he was in human form. He slowed as they neared the campus, morphing into a human and wishing he could just flop down in the grass and fall asleep. Wincing as pain throbbed through his ribs again, he groaned. "Pain, pain, horrible horrible pain." He huffed. Instead of heading towards the campus, he beelined away, behind the campus, in that field they had come out of. "Fishing time it is. The campus looks fine. No dying people. Most of the Corrupted retreated. We're all good. I'm going fishing." He stated, heading towards the trail in the woods that'd bring them straight to the lake. When he did end up getting there, he snapped his fingers and two fishing poles appeared, along with a bucket of dirt with a couple nightcrawlers showing. "Tadaaa!" He said cheerfully, having switched back to his normal happy personality. The lake didn't have a dock or a boat anywhere, but he didn't care.

(I swear I feel like a crack addict waiting for you to get online and reply😭)

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory let a grin spread over her face as Leo galumphed ahead, hurrying to keep up with him. "Oh hell yeah, that's exactly what I wanted to hear! I take full responsibility for any chaos we cause," She said, practically buzzing with excitement. After about a mile, Glory couldn't help but laugh a little at Leo's grumblings. "That'd be too easy," She teased, matching his pace.

As they neared the campus, Glory shifted back into her human form and followed Leo away from the campus, into the woods. "Yeah, probably to go save their precious rum," She said with a snort. As they reached the lake, Glory couldn't help but grin at his usual upbeat self.

(This is my busiest day of the week- I have so many things going on XD

I get the feeling, though. 100%)

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"You take FULL responsibility!? Mature Leo is GONE- time for chaos to reign!" He exclaimed. He put a fishing rod down and handed the other to Glory. Really, nothing special, just some carved wood with a string on it. Didn't reel or anything. "Believe me, this works. I caught a 10 inch pregnant bullhead on one of these." He grinned, snapping his fingers, a smaller bucket appearing, filled with small chunks of greasy meat. He then summoned one more thing- in a split second his jeans were gone and shorts were in their place. "Much better. Now, we have to catch big enough fish to whack drunk idiots with, but small enough that they're easy to wield. Also, when we get the the bar, we have to drink enough that this will work. Aren't you glad we didn't drive?" He grinned maniacally, grabbing a piece of ham and sliding it onto the hook before wading out thigh deep in the water, which for him was honestly quite a ways in. He then dropped the meat in. Literally three seconds later he felt a tug, and he pulled up a 6 inch sunny. "They're good at catching small fish." He added with a smile as he slid his hand down over the fish as to not get stabbed, letting it go. He wanted a little bit bigger. And maybe a different kind- sonny's were too broad.

Flash walked down to the lake.

'Hey guys', he said,'can i join the fishing?'.

While he waited for their reply he covered the rest of the distance between them and took a seat on the soft grass. Feeling for his injuries and bruises he finally shook off his armour and weapons.

General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo turned his gaze to General Wallis- no, Flash, as they approached. This was a no formalities zone. He was in bright blue shorts with yellow flowers- no formalities. "Pfft, can you? This is free property! Join in!" He said cheerfully, summoning up a rod for Flash to use. He then rebaited his hook and bobbed the pole down again, this time bringing up a 9 inch perch. "There's a beauty..." He mumbled as he held it up, observing the stripes.

(Reason #63 Leo is a time traveler- no cars xD He's glad they didn't drive a horse and buggy😂)

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory grinned and nodded. "Yep, full responsibility, unless you manage to destroy the building, then you're on your own," She said with a laugh and accepted the fishing pole. "I've never not believed you, but that's impressive," Glory said, making a face at the greasy meat, then trying not to laugh at Leo's choice of shorts. "So you mean we have to also get drunk just to even the odds since we're the ones wielding fish?" She lilted, grabbing a chunk of meat, wrinkling her nose at the somewhat slimy feeling of it, at stabbed it onto the hook, following Leo out into the water, not caring about her clothes getting wet.

Glory turned at the sound of Flash's voice, grinning. "Absolutely! We're gonna go start a bar fight afterward using the fish as weaponry, wanna come with us?" She said, glad to see him alive and well after the Corrupted attack.

She dropped the meat and hook in the water and waited a moment, pretty soon something big-feeling took the bait. She pulled hard against it, grumbling about it being a 'fat honking bastard' as she kept even tension against it. A big ol' brown trout had taken a chomp, about 13 inches long and angry. It was flapping its fat body around as she hauled it out of the water, grinning proudly. "Is this thing big enough?" She asked Leo jokingly, knowing she'd have a hard time swinging it at people.

(Last reason you stated was reason #57! He's jumped up XD

He totally knows how to drive a horse and buggy hehe

On that note, I'm just teaching my 2 year old Morgan gelding how to drive! Just had our first training session today. He did so well. Proud of him <3))

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General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo clapped his hands together once. "Music to my ears! And I won't destroy the building- hopefully." He smirked, laughing lightly. "Nooo, you have to get drunk to be crazy enough to actually start a bar fight with fish." He rolled his eyes. "Plus, that'll be the PERFECT time to roast people! I haven't had a good roast fight in YEAAARS." He grinned widely, then slowly looked at her as she pulled a heavy looking bass out of the water. "Have fun swinging that through the air- try something lighter. It probably weighs 4 pounds!" He snorted. For how small bass usually were, they weighed a ton- he, for one, didn't want to be swinging a wet floppy weight through the air. He had waited a while now, but he felt the slightest tug on his line. He jerked up to set the line, then grabbed the string, pulling up. A 16 inch northern came flying out of the water. "What the hell- this lake isn't big enough to hold a full sized boat, but Northerns can swim around? And why would they be attracted to a standing hook?" He scoffed, grabbed it by the jaw and unhooking it. The thing flopped around wildly, but really wasn't heavy. "Imagine accidentally using the teeth as a weapon- those little things are sharp." He chuckled. "I apologize for the inconvenience- I would usually refrain from drowning someone, but if it's in air, I have no guilt." He threw it up on shore, where it flopped around for a while before stilling. "I have my weapon. Who's up for some fight starting?"

(Yup, cuz he's a time traveler xD

aww, how fun! Give him extra treats for me<3

and also- you're back!!!<3)

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory gave him a sly smirk. "Really? Because last I checked I was totally sober when I suggested it. Besides, I'm pretty sure I could beat you in a roast battle with a little help from Dyonisus," She lilted, removing the hook from the floppy bastard's mouth and trudging to shore. She tried holding it in a death grip to her chest, but it flopped even harder, so Glory took the only reasonable course of action; she grabbed it firmly in one hand and slapped its fishy face with the other. It worked for a little while; the fish sat still long enough to drop it a good distance from the water. She turned to watch as Leo hauled a pretty big fish out of the water, and almost choked on her laughter. "Well, it's no Kraken, but you caught one hell of a sea monster there," She said, grinning. "Flash, you coming with us?" She asked, even though she figured that a bar fight wasn't his cup of tea.

He's so nippy, he doesn't need extra treats XD

I am back. Till a long time from now lol. I'll be on for an hour or two))

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General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo lifted his eyebrows. "I love how you just pointed out my compliment was wrong and you are just as crazy as I thought." He grinned. "Also, there is no way you could beat me in a roast battle- although I am a little rusty. Especially with some alcohol running through my veins and killing my braincells. You know, sometimes it feels like the three or so brain cells I have left are up there having a party, drinking, on drugs, and not paying attention to life at all." He mused jokingly, muffling a choked snorted laugh as the bass tried to flop away. He couldn't hold back his laughter as she slapped it, though. "It's no Kraken? Looks pretty big to me!" He joked, grabbing the now dead, stinky, wet, disgusting, floppy fish and starting on his way, deciding if Flash was coming that the guy would catch up. He snapped his fingers, and a shirt that pretty much matched his shorts appeared on him, the dark flannel disappearing. "Now I'm ready for a barfight, Hawaiian style." He grinned widely, lengthening his strides to go forward faster. The town wasn't far away, so they should make quick time of the trek.

(Aww, he just needs MORE xD

Yayyy<3)

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory raised one eyebrow questioningly. "Really? I thought it was an insult, my bad. Oh, I absolutely could. I'm saving my favorite for last, though, so you're gonna have to accept this one; You have two brain cells left and they're both fighting for third place," She lilted, picking up the trout and following Leo. It still thrashed every now and then, and Glory felt bad for not killing it quickly, but it stopped soon enough. She rolled her eyes at his comment but smiled nonetheless. "A Kraken is a big-ass squid, not an above-average fish. Though I'm sure it looks that way to you," She teased. Glory hadn't the slightest clue where the bar was, so she just followed Leo down the trail and through the town.