(I hate y'all)

..keres wonder..

As keres was grabbed by wallis she folded her ings to not cut him after they landed she laughed back up into the air and went to the corrupted camp shifting to a wolf she ambled up to the camp sitting in the tree line and watching the sky

..Ammit wonder..

Ammit biased in pain as her own sister spat acid at her she watched them fly off before going back to camp she shifted back to her human form and sat in the middle of camp her amber eyes gleaming she stood and walked to were the generaks were knowing they were gone she glared at the wall

He did... he truly did <3 *sings hallelujah*

XD))

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General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo ruffled his wings indignantly. "You're right, I could! How much do you bet?" He asked with an evil grin, then continued. "Um, because I want to? Duh." He added easily, smirking, his fangs glinting in the light. "But I am jealous! They got rum and what did I get, an annoying accomplice? Elizabeth, WHY IS THE RUM GONE?! *Oh whoops, I blew it up* YOU WHAT-" He shot up in a high pitched voice for her. "You couldn't have saved ONE BOTTLE!??! NOOOO, you just HAD to make a fire so high you could see it from the CAMPUS." He scoffed, finally breaking, grinning widely. "I'll be telling that story to my grandkids one day, and they'll ask, GRANDPA, WHY IS THE RUM GONE? And I'll answer, now kids, long ago I knew someone named Glory Sweet Dwyer, although she really wasn't that sweet most of the time, and she BLEW IT TO SMITHEREENZ right when I needed it the most!" He huffed dramatically, lashing his tail for added effect before falling a little quieter and studying the forest for a second. After hearing, smelling, and seeing nothing, he glanced at her with a wry grin. "I have way more jokes about that. Like, I'll be asked, WHY IS the rum ALWAYS gone and ima say- ITS GLORY'S FAULT- while pointing at you. Cause it's all your fault. You didn't even bring back a single bottle." He pretended to be offended, tucking his wings in again.

(Kph thanks I didn't feel like reading the novel y'all left for me so ill change it)

General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo was trying to hold back a couple choking coughs of laughter, but it was hard. Damn, he had played that out WELL. The lack of rest was getting to his head. He was crazy initially, but now he was soaring to the next level. Yay for him! Still not as high as he head been, though. There are a hundred levels of crazy, and he had only been really drunk 3 times in his life. One of those times he had reached the 99 1/928 level of crazy. How he got there, he had no clue, as each platform went by 1 2 3. He must've been floating in the space between levels of crazy. He had really lost his mind that night. It WAS NOT his fault though, he got dared to see who could drink more whiskey. He won.

"I wanted to come with you because there was a chance there'd be alcohol that I could ACTUALLY CHOKE DOWN." He retorted. "And I DO need it, and I LOVE THE WORD FRIGGING USE IT MORE- and we're getting off track, the fire thing was a JOKE, lemme just look up the definition in your useless dictionary real quick- ah YES, a Joke is a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter. Now, setting it on fire and blowing it up are QUITE similar and I used BOTH definitions!" He grinned widely, mentally checking off the roasted checkbox in his mind. He had totally beat her in THAT showdown. At the sight of the dragon, he snapped his jaws shut, quieting and staring at the sky for a moment to make sure he couldn't see more. "Yep." He agreed shortly, following her at a quick pace, his wings tucked in and spines flattened so he could slip through the foliage unnoticed.

(Evidence #57 that Leo is a time traveler- he knew there'd be alcohol even though I made it up on a whim xD)

Lieutenant Dwyer

Glory huffed indignantly, feigning annoyance, and whispered, "Oh? Alright then, I'll frigging conk you over the head harder this time! My dictionary isn't useless! It's great for waking people up! And no- an explosion is more likely to kill you than just plain ol' fire." She was fairly certain nobody could hear them, but it was better not to risk it. After moving through the woods at a quicker-than-comfortable pace for a little while, Glory's legs and shoulders were sore and she was breathing hard. "Leo, I think I need a power nap or something, unless you wanna run back and grab a few bottles of rum, or whatever else they've got left," She said between breaths.

(Dear gawwd please don't tell me you actually kept track XD

If there is any possible way he can make a joke out of it, he knows it's going to be there.

Also, alcohol. Leo. Cmon

Also, I'm telling you. HE HAS FIVE POWERS))

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General Anubis

AKA: Craptain Jack Spare-Ribs

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Leo grinned widely, looking thoroughly amused. "Okay, your ALMOST useless dictionary." Hd smirked, then smiled sweetly. "Aww, you were trying not to kill me? How kind! I knew you were a big ol' softie." He snorted, trying not to let out any laughter whatsoever. After a while of hauling his big ass through the woods at a speed that was not comfortable for an Olympic champion, he was ready to either die or chug a bottle or two of rum. At Glory's words, he tried to muffle so much laughter he just ended up wheezing himself to a stop, his chest heaving. "Crap, stop being so funny. This sucks. I'm out of shape." He gasped in between breaths. Out of shape was no words to describe him, in any way shape or form, but Leo was Leo. "I can't run all the way back. I'll DIE. Screw the rum. There has to he alcohol at the campus, right? With a bunch of underage kids running around?" He smiled faintly, still trying to remember what breathing was, how to do it, and not have a lung collapse. "We're close to the campus- it can't be more than 5 miles further." He groaned as he said the words. 5 miles. He was going to die. "Dead lifting a MOUNTAIN would be easier than this"

(Good god no I'm not, just making it up xD)

Lieutenant Dwyer

"I'm not being funny, I'm being honest!" Glory choked out, a little lightheaded from the lack of oxygen. She looked at the sky, where night had fallen, then back toward the way they came. "Nope, more like 9 miles. There's no way I'm going that far right now." She was still breathing hard, hungry, thirsty, and exhausted. She turned a circle in the dirt, clearing rocks away with her tail, and flopped over on her side with an undignified groan, glad to be off her feet. Glory lifted her head slightly and said, "As soon as we get back and kick ass, you're taking me to a bar or something, okay?" She was only half joking; something to take the edge off sounded pretty nice.

(Okay good I was worried there for a second XDD))

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"That's worse!" Leo groaned, his legs failing him as he flopped down with muffled groaning painful laughter. Why was his life like this. He was going to die of a laughter seizure. Those would exist JUST to kill him. "9 MIL- goodnight." He faked passing out. 9 miles was way too flipping far to run, fly, walk, saunter, crawl, or any of the above. "No- as soon as we get back, make sure the campus is still intact, and kick YOUR ass- THEN I'll take you to a bar." He mumbled, not moving from where he collapsed. He wadnt gonna. Too much work. Instead, he rolled over onto his stomach, twisted his neck around to tuck his head near his stomach, curled his front legs under, and wrapped his tail around his face. No one was making him move, now.