Ethan was right behind her. "I'M FLYING WITH THESE SPARKLES!" He cackled.

"SPARRRKKKLLLLEEEEE-" She ducked, tripping him and scrambling back up before running straight at the house, where she leapt and caught hold of the roof, yanking herself up.

"OW GOD-" He rolled on the ground in a weird summersault that shouldn't have been done shirtless. He cursed and scrambled to his feet and back to her, jumping onto the wall and grabbing the edge and pulling himself up.

(Makes me lowkey want the roof to fall in just because)

THE HELL KINDA RANKY ASS CABIN HAS A ROOF THAT FALLS IN BECAUSE OF TWO GROWN PEOPLE WHO TOGETHER PROLLY WEIGH 250- 300 POUNDS?))

She giggled and looked at him, scrambling to the edge of the roof. "Oh, SHIT-" She scurried to the corner farthest from him, playing corners with him everytime he tried to move. "Whatcha gonna do, Sparkle-boy?"

Bro its in the middle of nowhere what kind of maintenence do you think that shit gets))

I dunno a good, basic foundation and a good bit of tetanus?))

He laughed maniacally and tried to go after her. He grinned at her, in the middle of the roof on all fours. He crawled at her very fast, stopping in the middle of the roof because she'd have nowehere else to go. "What are YOU gonna do?"

"Awwwh, cant we talk about this, sparkles?" She shuffled along the edge of the roof. "I am feeling- very tired- and- uh- yeah." She nodded. "You wouldnt want to win by default, would you?" She pretended to sway. "Oh, Im FeElInG VeRy DiZzY!"

He narrowed his eyes suspiciously. "You know, you started this!" He crawled slowly after her. "I do infact want to win," He grinned. He watched her sway, giving her the stink eye, still following at a crawl.