"Last I checked, muscles are not what makes a man." She took off her shoe and chucked it at his bicep. "A very fabulous, very barely out of boyhood maturity wise, man. But to me..." She smirked. "You'll always be my sparkleboy."

HeLlO?

Dude I have shit to do))

"They weren't make make a woman either." He teased, ducking behind his arms when she threw the shoe. "Ow." He narrowed his eyes and grabbed her shoe. "I am not a Sparkleboy!" He threw it back at her.

She ducked and giggled. "Alright, Captain Sparkles." She chucked both of her shoes at him and scurried into the other room with her arms over her head to avoid flying flats.

"No that might be worsee-" He shrieked a little and grabbed one shoe, threw it then the other. "How about NO SPARKLES"

"BOOOOYYYYY!" She peeked her head out around the door. "Ssssppppaaarrrkllleee man."

"No. SPARKLES!" He grabbed his own boot and threateningly pointed it at her.

"CATCH ME IF YA CAN, SPARKLES!" She sprinted out of the house.

"I WILLLLL!" He put his shoe back on and scrambled out the door and ran after her. "YOU'RE GOING REAL SLOW!"

"AM NOTTTT!" She scrambled, barefoot, around another corner, sprinting into the front yard and making a beeline for a tree. "CANT CATCH ME, HUH? ALL THOSE SPARKLES SLOWIN' YA DOWN?"