"Sh- ooo you didn't! Rude!" Ajax gasped, mock fainting against the wall. "Aw thanks." He responded to her second comment and opened his eyes back up, restored in the way of not being fakely unconscious. Like that made any sense. "Scared!? Me? I NEVER get scared! Angry, mortified, confused, concerned, and most other emotions but never SCARED." Ajax huffed defensively, crossing his arms and fake glaring at Mercy. "It is even hard to SAY the word." He sniffed.

"Mhm, whatcha gonna do about it?" Mercy challenged mockingly, grinning at him. "Any time." She snickered, watching him. "Oh, of course you don't. I must have forgotten. How dare I even insinuate that you aren't the biggest, bravest man I've ever met?" She said sarcastically, giving a playful scoff at his last comment. "I'm sure."

Ajax narrowed his eyes and studied her carefully. "I can't really do anything because I'm mentally not smart enough to get a good comeback- good enough to roast yours anyway- and I would never physically smack you soooo... I'm out of options." He answered with a slight huff. "HOW COULD YOU is right. I'm glad you understand how devastating that was for me. The fact that you would even speak the words is sad. I am definitely the biggest, bravest man you have ever met thank you very much." He let out a small snort, uncrossing his arms at this. "You should be sure." Ajax eyed her a little at the sarcasm, but said nothing else.

"Because my comeback was so amazing, I know." Mercy chuckled sarcastically, flopping her head against his shoulder. "Of course. I must have had a lapse of reasoning or something, I'm so, so sorry. Obviously you're the biggest, strongest, bravest, manliest man I've ever met in my life." She snickered, offering him a happy smile as he eyed her.

Ajax arched an eyebrow. "Oookay then. Believe what you want." He answered sweetly, offering an innocent smile. "You did! My goodness I am so glad I found someone that understands what they got wrong. Phew, am I right?" He grinned, knowing she was being completely sarcastic and completely pushing the thought away. "Even if you ARE being sarcastic which you OBVIOUSLY AREN'T- like Adam Savage said 'I reject your reality and substitute my own'" Ajax chuckled, his dark blue eyes gleaming.

"I will." Mercy grinned, chuckling. "Of course you're right, you're always right." She teased, rolling her eyes at him as she listened to him speak. "Me? Sarcastic? Never." She said playfully, grabbing his hand with a smile. "Anyway, are you ready to with me on my errand?"

"Okay, you agreeing with me all of the sudden is a little suspicious. Are you okay? Is there some weird bug that's infected your brain? *gasp* are you actually Mercy or just someone pretending to be her! I know some Angel's have the ability to disguise themselves..." Ajax gasped, his eyes twinkling with mischief as he studied Mercy. "Hm." He was having a hard time not grinning. "See! Another thing a not Mercy would say. The REAL Mercy is ALWAYS sarcastic and would NEVER keep agreeing with me." Ajax snorted as he pointed the 'simple truth' out with a small wink. His demeanor changed completely when she mentioned the errand. "Oh so you finally want to go? I've been ready for... HOURS. Let's go!" Ajax said cheerfully.

Mercy gave a slight snort when he continued, shaking her head and flopping it against his shoulder with her eyes closed. "Oh yeah. I'm definitely an angel in disguise as another angel who's spying on you." She mocked, giggling. "You're a little monster, you know that?" She said, a loving tone of voice. She scoffed at him when he spoke and gently tugged him toward the door. "Let's go then."

"AND NOW YOU'RE ADMITTING TO IT. AHHHH." Ajax yelped, flopping away from her and onto the couch. "Spare me, evil villian." He snickered, sitting back up and standing. "Thank you very much." Ajax smiled his usual trying-to-be-charming-and-succeeding-but-Mercy-doesn't-think-so smile and performed a bow. "Okay, I'm glad you think it is time to go... I was secretly counting the seconds and you are up to 4 hours 23 minutes and 18 seconds after you first said you had an errand." He muffled a laugh, sauntering towards the door with a fake smug smile.

Mercy rolled her eyes at him, leveling a playful look at him as he flopped onto the couch. "It wasn't a compliment." She giggled, scoffing at him. "It has not been that long, you drama queen." She huffed, throwing a slipper at him that was by the door. It smacked him on the shoulder. "Ew, stop- not the sarcastic smug smile-"