Keith nodded slowly. K "Alright... but I swear to god, if you break her, I will make you go splat like a tomato on a hot sidewalk. I may look scrawny, but Im just as good with aiming as my sister is. You keep that in mind when you do all that- mushy- wierd- sappy stuff. Got it?" Asta still laughing her ass off in the background.

He giggled, unfazed. "If you try to tear me like paper, I'll crush you like a bug under a rock. I'm just as good as your sister too." He winked. He slipped into a lean on his arms backwards, stretching out one of his legs.

Angry little boy growl. K "You suck." He stomped off, turning around to glare at Ethan for a moment while a smirk crossed his lips. Keith tilted his head up like a typical little kid about to say something extremely embarrassing at the top of his lungs. K "ASTA, YOUR BOYFRIEND SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSS!" - Cue intense coughing/wheezing fit - "Mywhowhathuhhim?wartuhnohehahwwuuuuttt?"

Ethan snickered, trying to be nice. He rolled over onto his stomach and covered his face with his arm to giggle and laugh painfully in silence, he coughed. "oh GOD IT HURTTTSSSS."

"IM GONNA MURDER YOU KEITTTTHHHHHHH-" - Intense Asta smacking Keith with a stick moment - She threw her stick at Keiths head as a finishing move and stomped over to Ethans side, flopping down beside him. "Obviously he was referring to GlitterButt."

He giggled even hardly at GlitterButt's name. He coughed harder, rolling over, then sitting up as if it'd help the coughing fit. "Don't use the lords' name in vain." He said though the coughing and laughing.

"He was MY bodyguard, I shall use his name whenever I wish." She gave an embarrassed little cough. "Ahem. Sorry. About my dumbass brother. Anyway, what did you guys talk about? Since it was my favorite baby brother im assuming it was VERY fun."

"I don't know if bodyguard is the word you're looking for in the contect of Buttercup and Glitterbutt." He grinned. He leaned back. "Fun and fun gets, something about squishing be on a sidewalk like a tomato if I break your heart. Ya know. The usual."

"Aw. Are you gonna break my heart? Because my little brother can be very uh- squishy. Also, it'd be nice to know in advance for uh- practical reasons."

"I wasn't planning on it." Or any of this. He tilted his head at her.