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"SPARKLEBOY?"! I'm- I can't with you." He giggled for a minute. "I don't know, I'm thinking.. buttercup? Buttercup! I'm naming mine Buttercup. I know you like that, don't ya Buttercup?" He grinned, 'Buttercup' hit the back of his head lightly, like Rome had. "He's so amazing isn't he?" He looked at Asta with a bright smile. "I'm so happy we met these fabulous men." He tried to toss his hair back and stumbled as he did so. 'Buttercup' held him up again. "Thank you Buttercup!" He grinned at the guard innocently.

"Dont go getting too attached, remember, you love me most-est!" She called back to him sarcastically. "Its alright GlitterButt. Ill keep you safe from all these dangerous things. Specifically my- er-" she hesitated, looking back at him. "My SparkleBoy. He can get a bit over the top sometimes. You dont wanna see him when he's hungry- I promise. But thats alright." She cleared her throat. "The Adventures of Asta and the Sparkle-men! Guys? Uh- hmm. No. The adventures of Asta, Sparkleboy, ButterCup and GlitterButt!"

"I think YOU'RE getting attached! I mean look at Glitterbutt, how could you not?" He looked at Buttercup. "How could I not-" He looked at Asta offendedly. "I am not your Sparkleboy." He tossed his hair. "We're the Fabulous Four. You'd have a name too, you won't get away from these. If I can think of one that is. Buttercup, Glitterbutt, any ideas?"

"Uh!" She made an offended noise. "My name is perfect. Oooh, actually- what about- ThE GiRl Of MaNy ClOnEs! No, no. You will always be my SparkleBoy, Dear." She turned her head to wink at him. "And I mean, how adorable IS GlitterButt? He is so. Great. And uh- whats that, GlitterButt? Ah, he says I am so wonderful that I dont even need a nickname." GlitterButt snorted at that one. "AHA, See? He agrees."

"Too long, more simple." He rolled his eyes. "Wonderful? HAHA. I think not! Wait what's that, Buttercup? Oh- he tells be that I am the wonderfullEST! You have no idea the wonderfullness of I. Only my dear Buttercup." He smiled sweetly and laid his head on the guard's shoulder. Buttercup shoved him off, but lighter. "Oh my god, you don't love me anymore Buttercup? I thought you said I was the most wonderfullest! I am so hurt." He looked down solemnly.

"OI! YOU WANNA GO?! YOU DONT GO MAKING MY SPARKLEBOY SAD LIKE THAT!" Intense wiggling motions. "IF I COULD GET OVER THERE I WOULD DECK YOU! Are you okay, Sparkles?" She tilted her head at him.

AHHHHAAAAAA- I just realized Ethan has a british accent and saying this shit just makes it ten times bettrr-))

Ethan giggled a little. Buttercup looked at her and scoffed with a small smirk, turning back to continue walking. "I'm okay, and for the love of God stop calling me Sparkles." He snickered, but a little real distress was in his eyes.

"Meh, fine. Sparkles.." She muttered under her breath. They walked into a large, oval shaped clearing. At the head of it was a plywood stand, maybe... ten? Fifteen feet high, with two menacing ropes swinging at the top. "Oh, goodie." She huffed. Alex stood in front of the stand with his arms crossed.