(Las Vegas, eh? No offense, but I never wanted to go there xD)

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Ryker smiled. "Well I DO say you're amazing so there." He said with a grin, but he was too tired to make a great comeback. "Let's make something to eat, eh? The kitchen survived."

I'm visiting the Grand Canyon and Zion and Bryce and even went on a trail ride through the desert. It was sooooo fun!)

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"ok" she mumbled, giving him a slight shove to wake him up. "Your cooking. I'll burn the rest of the house down if I even get within ten FEET of the stove"

(Sounds fun)

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Ryker had closed his eyes again and ALMOST accomplished the amazing feat of falling asleep standing up 3 seconds after he spoke when Abby shoved him. Since he was already halfway asleep he stumbled sideways before righting himself. "I might burn down something with how tired I am." He snorted, meandering into the kitchen to find everything untouched by fire. He grabbed a pan and started cooking up some eggs, halfway falling asleep the entire time.

Abby plopped down on what was left of the couch. It crumbled beneath her, leaving a cloud of ashes and Abby on the ground. She groaned as she stood, brushing her pants and shirt off. "It's just not my day is it?" She mumbled to herself, walking to where her room was to see if MAYBE there was something she could change into. After finding only a pair of shorts, she walked into Rykers room, grabbin one of his shirts. "I'm using this. It's mine now" she said as she walked out. His shirt covered her shorts. "It looks like I got nothing under this!" She said. "Oh well. It's only you around" she gave an impish grin as she walked over to him. She stood behind him, draping her arms over his shoulders. "I'm to short to lock my hands together so either I can choke you to death or you're gunna have to shrink a few inches" she giggled as she spoke, letting her arms hang.

Ryker glanced back as he heard a sort of .. poofing sound to see Abby sitting on a pile of ashes. "Um.. you do know you're supposed to sit on chairs or couches, right?" He asked with a teasing smile before turning back to his cooking, murdering the eggs in 492 different ways to get them all smashed up then dumping them onto a plate as an added insult. He looked over his shoulder as Abby stole his last shirt. "Uh, I literally only have the shirt on my back and the dirty shirt in the tackroom now! And a suit!" He protested, but she was already gone. He sighed and started with the bacon, because he needed bacon to live, then put the mashed smashed and scrambled eggs on the table. As she came out and spoke he made a face that wasn't really recognizable, something with a lot of emotions, like he was trying not to laugh while deciding what to say while being confused while wondering what temperature he should have the stove at while trying not to admire how absolutely adorable Abby looked now because he SHOULD NOT THINK LIKE THAT. "The scrambled eggs are done-" He tried to say but it came out more of a high pitched squeak. "Ouch." Ryker snorted. "I'm also making bacon." He added, this time in a more normal voice, right before she walked over. He was busy making sure the bacon didn't burn when she tried to strangle him, so he didn't have time to figure out how to breath or anything useful like that. "I may just choke to death then." He faked gagging and wriggled around in her grasp so he was facing her before kissing her. "Now let go before the bacon burns. It is important." He teased.

Why can't he think like that..?)

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She laughed, an ugly, squeaky laugh. One that was very rare. VERY. RARE. "More important than me?" She asked. "I think this ring begs to differ!" She let him go then meandered around, grabbing a blob of scrambled eggs and popping it into her mouth. "Mmmmmm" she melted onto the floor "oooooohhhhhhhhhhh its sooooooo goooooddddddd! Mmmmmmmm. Mmm mmm mmm!" She looked out to the barn when she heard a little whinny. "Awww! Did you hear Shadow, Ryker?"

Abby pulled herself to her feet within a second. "Baconnnn" she said in a deep voice. "Ooo a few crispy ones! I love the crispy bacon!" She bit off a huge bite, eventually stuffing her face with two more peices before taking half a plate of eggs and scarfing it down. She then turned to the eggs and grabbed a large spoon full. She only slowed down with a few bites to spare. "That was sooooo good. But I'm stuffed" she slid her plate over to Ryker. "Stuffed full"

Ryker shook his head slowly, still a bit astonished at Abby.. in general. You'd think he'd be used to it by now. "I'm too tired for this." He mumbled, yawning before grabbing his and Abby's empty dishes and washing them. "K, nap time!" Ryker flopped down on the bed in the remaining bedroom

Abby ran after him "nooooo" she landed on top of him when he laid down. "You cantttt! Wake up wake up wake up!" Then she giggled "the skys awake. So I'm awake. So we have to play!" Abby giggled at herself then became serious with a hint of sweetness "will this wake you up..." she lowered her head to kiss him.