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Tyler raised a black eyebrow as she started on the list of why NOT people shouldn't like him. When she finished he smiled slightly. "Well, everyone has their opinions. Some people just don't like me because my name is Tyler. Some people don't like me because I have a very strong southern accent. Those are all things I can't change... and yes, they are silly reasons. I'm glad that someone .. understand to some extent." He forced his fave back to its usual stoneiness (not a word but IM USING IT) "Thank you for saying I'm a great bodyguard, but I really... don't prefer the job. Believe it or not I don't like to be around people." Tyler joked slightly, though the 'nit liking to be around people' part was true. What Zelda said had so much truth she didn't even know. Tyler hated being around people, lived in Texas where people were scarce, and worked a ranch almost by himself because he thought most people were idiots, and he didn't want the, to say something that made him angry. Tyler had anger issues, it is true. He tried to cope with them by not being around people that triggered them.
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(I just have to add, when someone like Tyler has anger issues (giant, super strong, and very smart) you will most likely be crushed like a bug, molded into a ball, and thrown to Africa. XD)
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"Oh, yeah i had a feeling you didn't like people" She said while writing a list of things she needed to get done "If im being completely honest, i dont like being a princess, there's too many rules and people involved for my liking, and decisions, i sometimes worry about making a bad choice so id prefer to be normal"
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Tyler snorted quietly. "Believe me, you don't want to be normal. Maybe not royalty, sure. But not normal." He gazed out at the forest, remembering Texas where there weren't many trees... if there were any at all.
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"And why not?" She turned to face him again "Also, you're really good at hiding your accent... But you dont have to hide it with me, maybe at the castle or village because they might think your disrespectful or not proper... But when we're alone or in this building you can talk however you please, it wont bother me, plus im interested to hear what you really sound like" She smiled and waited for Tyler's responce
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"Eh, you don't want to be normal because most people are stupid, you said it yourself." Tyler wrinkled his nose slightly, thinking about some wanderers who came to his ranch looking to 'toughen up' so he gave them a job and within the first five minutes they were either mentally injured, physically injured, dead, or running away from a herd of cows. He listened to what she said about his accent and laughed for the first time he came to the castle. "You do realize I actually TALK like a southerner, I don't just have The accent? Half of the words you sophisticated people don't even half up here, which means you probably wouldn't be able to understand what I'm saying. We use words like, 'getunoutahere'. I bet a hundred dollars you couldn't spell that. So... you can decide whether I talk 'normally' or not, but it is your loss." Tyler was grinning slightly, thinking about all the words they actually didn't have up here. Who doesn't have the word getunoutahere?
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Zelda listened to everything Tyler was saying "I see your point" She thought for a moment "Getunoutahere.. Ok i'll do my best, does it mean 'Getting out of here'?" Zelda was determined to understand him "Indeed, i would like you to talk as you would back in Texas" She smirked slighty "Try me, i bet i could understand everything you say" she challenged, leaning back into her chair and kicking her legs up onto the table
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Tyler tipped his head slightly. "I'm sure you could decipher everything." He said quietly, wrinkling his nose as to how awful this must sound to someone not from Texas. He cleared his throat quietly. "Eh jeet et? Naw, dju? Yu'unt to? Aight. Goi o un all, yu'unt to? Aight. Ook a dat o, i a bi fih..." Tyler placed a hand in his hand. He couldn't do it anymore... this was Embarrassing. He rolled his eyes up in his head. "You do know now that I 'unleashed the sentences no one can understand' I'm going to slide back into them every once in a while and dumbfound anyone I comment across, right?" He let out a small groan, sighing and looking back down. "Have fun figuring that out. It sounded even worse than it USUALLY does."
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"Very interesting" she acted like she understood what Tyler was saying, she felt bad for not knowoing what he was saying
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Tyler looked at her, raising an eyebrow. "I told you that you would not understand anything I'm saying." He snorted, turning back out to the forest.
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