Damn she just flipped a switch and went "Meh- I changed my mind- sorry for the mixed signals LMAO" ))

"Murder my ass. It would be seen as community service, I would probably get an award for it." She huffed. Of course, no good murderous moment can ever last too long around two mischievous teenage-ish children with a lust for drama. Biana sidled up to the table with her hands behind her back, stopping next to Ethan. She had a very serious expression on her face and cleared her throat, so all the attention was on her. B "Excuse me, British dude. I have a few questions for you." Asta sighed. "His name is Ethan, not 'British Dude', Biana. Be nice, even though im pretty sure I sense sibling chaos in the future." Biana rolled her eyes. B "Okay, EtHaN." She said it like it was the most ridiculous name she had ever heard. B "I have some questions id like to ask you." Keith tilted his head at his sassy little sister, wondering just where this was going with a smile on his face. He glanced at Asta, who hadn't bothered lifting her head up when she spoke to Biana. She shrugged at Keith's curious gaze.

Rome is like "damn he is really serious ..what did I sign up for- you are fun and all but god damn I don't move that fast"))

Ethan rolled his eyes, a slight smile over his face as he looked down at her, giggling lightly. He glanced up at the two young teens who were drifting toward them. He looked down at Biana who looked very curious and devilish at the same time. Like she was about to ask him if he'd killed anyone. He watched them exchange in a harsh sibling-like way. He narrowed his eyes. "British dude will due if you're gonna keep saying Ethan like that." He said slyly. He tupped his head forward. "What are your questions?" He asked, probably unware of what she was about to ask, but he was mildly freaked out about why she was looking at him like that.

Fotz was holding the facade up too, his hands held completely innicently behind his back. Biana cleared her throat. B "Well, seeing as you are doing- something- with or to my sister-" She arched her eyebrows and Asta returned the favor in alarm. Where was this going? Even Fitz seemed a little lost at the comment. B "We just wanted to know how you feel about- ah-" She thought for a moment. B "Let me put it in terms you can understand. Ahem, how do you feel about my brother MAJORLY fancying your sister?" Thats where Fitz jumped in on the im-gonna-get-my-brother-killed train. F "Or about the fact theyre holding hands riiiiiight now?" He threw a handful of rose petals over Keith and Rome, doing a mocking sashay over. Keith blinked and then looked like he was going to explode. Like, really gonna explode. Then, the younger two jumped in with a chorus of 'Keith Fancies Rooooome'. Biana faked swooning over Keith, and Fitz was conducting the annoying chorus of Raean and Astraea. Asta glanced at Ethan, half smiling and half worried she was gonna get down to five siblings. Or, maybe less.

I dont think thats annoying enough but I definitely tried))

Fuckin annoying as shit))

Ethan stared at Biana, she was choosing her words ..ruthlessly. He narrowed his eyes. Wondering if she thought he was stupid. His face dropped, but he didn't want to look at Biana with that expression and turned to Keith. His face blank with rage. Rome squirmed in her seat and showed Ethan her hands, letting go of Keith's. R "No we're not!" Ethan glared at her. I'm not a hypocrite dammit(Referring to not wanting murders on a special day). He thought about growling at Keith. He wanted a knife right then, rubbing his fingers together over Asta's shoulder. "I feel very grim and homocidal." He said the last two words very quietly when he finally answered Biana and Fitz.

Asta lifted her other hand up and grabbed his hand with both of hers, staring at him in moderate alarm. Fitz was cackling and Raean and Astraea had already escaped. Biana was almost doubled over in laughter when she paused. B "Wait, why do you look so serious?" Fitz straightened up and they shared a 'knowing twin' glance. That was, they knew someone was about to get fucked up, and it was NOT gonna be either of them. Fitz gave a hasty laugh and snatched his sisters wrist, scuttling away. F "Ahah, is that cake over there? We love cake." Biana nodded vehemently. B "LOVE it." Fitz nodded again as they slipped into the crowd. F "We're gonna go get cake, yeah, bye, have fuuuun!" Kieth had a blank expression on his face and gave a hesitant smile. K "Ahah. Siblings... am I right?" He managed weakly, getting ready to pull the cripple card while Asta ran damage control.

He looked at the two teens laughing like hyenas at them. His eyes narrowed. He frowned, faint anger on his face as he watched them walk away, then turned slowly to Keith. Pure hatred on his face. He pulled his arm over Asta's head and leaned over the table. Zeus landed outside the tent, which was right beside them. An intimidating show. But Zeus was really just curious why Ethan was so angry.

Keith swallowed but didn't back down. He leaned forward in turn, his best defiant face on. Asta looked back and forth and then at Rome. "God, boys are stupid, aren't they?" She muttered, turning back to Ethan and grabbing his bicep and squeezing it with a not-so-nice amount of pressure. "Ethan," She whispered. "Please don't do this now." She sounded... scared. It almost sounded like she was scared of him. She stared up at him and tugged on his arm again, her pale blue eyes finishing the begging look. She was nothing if not persuasive. And she was fairly certain she had him wrapped around her finger. Well, FAIRLY certain.

Rome shook her head and scooted away from Keith slightly. R "I agree." She put hand ovevr her forehead and eyes, her head tilted down. Ethan stared at Keith intimidatingly. "I wouldn't kill him. I'd reopen his leg wound and widen it till he lost all feeling and use of the leg.. or it fell off." He was most definitely unintimidated by Keith's relentless confidence. He didn't look at Asta's pleading eyes.

She sighed, wondering just how much she would hate herself for using a petname. Maybe it would stop him from killing her brother- maybe. Eh, worth it. She leaned closer to him so she could whisper to him and him only. "Ethan, Love, please back off..?" Yep. There. She said it. It was the least cheesy thing she could find. Welp, maybe it was good enough. Keith tilted his head and grinned. K "Y'know, I think Elena might have terribly vociferous interest in you if you did that. And I know Asta wouldnt protect you from her."