Sage couldn't help but snicker in response to the girls comments, giving her a rather amused look. "Oh, I know," he mused lightly. "I got excited," he huffed, sort of giving her a playful pout. "If I wandered up slowly we'd have less time before the water got cold too," he mused with a sort of chuckle. As she mentioned the joints being a band, he couldn't help but laugh and shake his head. "If that's a hit, then people overseas don't have very good music taste," he snickered, really just amused by the whole thing.

Mari couldn't help her soft chuckle. "You got excited about the water being warm? God, I'm doing a terrible job," she huffed softly, twisting the words around a little just to make a joke. She then widened her eyes just a little, her hands still wandering around him. "What? The joint band is terrible?" She joked lightly, gently taking his hand in hers and sort of moving it onto her hip, where she gently patted his fingers. "I happen to like your creaky, singing joints. It makes me feel young," she chuckled.

Sage just rolled his eyes with a chuckle in response to her comment about the shower water, since he knew exactly what she was doing. "I can't ever win," he huffed, though in a fondly amused manner. It was true, he never really 'won' any of their banters, but really he just enjoyed messing around. He didn't need to win to be happy with her. He let her move his hand down to her hips happily, a sort of smirk forming on his lips as he settled them around her. "Oh, well good to know you married me because I make you look and feel young," he teased lightly.

Mari huffed out a breath after a moment, and shook her head lightly. Nope, he could never win. She'd always find something to twist around to make it sound like he'd said something. She seemed to be quite good at that, actually. And, she enjoyed it quite a bit. "You can never win," she repeated, leaning up to peck his lips happily. She grinned up at him as she watched his lips twist into a smirk, ad hummed softly. She then shook her head ever so slightly. "You keep me young," she mused softly. If he didn't, then the kids would definately make her old... somehow. Running around after him. "You look after us so good," she murmured softly to him, her hand running up his chest and around to the nape of his neck. "But I married you because I got pregnant and very clearly had no other choice," she cackled playfully.

Sage just rolled his eyes in response to her comment, but pecked her back all the same when she leaned in to kiss him. "Could be worse, I suppose," he mused lightly. As she kept talking though, he couldn't help but laugh. "Oh, good to know it was because I was the only option," he snorted, nudging her gently. Really he barely touched her because a, they were hanging onto eachother so nudging her was a bit difficult in that positions, and b, he didn't want to accidently knock her over the side of the tub or anything like that. It was a slightly amusing thought, though, he supposed.

Mari nodded very much in agreement to him after a moment, an amused chuckle escaping her. "It could be worse. I could let you win everything and then it'd be boring," she joked softly after a moment, leaning back in to him, pecking his nose lightly. She huffed out a breath as he nudged her, and shot him a very slightly offened look at the touch. still, she kept her arms wrapped around him. "Well, I liked you a little bit too so that probably helped," she whispered with a chuckle.

Sage chuckled softly and nodded with a sort of grin. "Exactly," he mused. "I need a little bit of competition at least," he added with a sort of snicker. His grin really only widened when she pecked him, though he gave her a mock pout at her next words. "Only a little," he whined. "I guess I'll have to do something to make that go up a little bit," he added, tone shifting to a bit more mischievous one.

Mari nodded very much in agreement. What was their relationship if not fun? Or, it was fun for her because she rather liked it when he let her win their playful spats. She had no doubt in her mind that if they were actually arguing about anything important, he'd win in a heartbeat. "Right? How boring would we be if there wasn't any compeition?" She grinned at him, poking his abdomen with a chuckle. "You have random whores hit on you, and I get to punch them. We're just right!" She chirped in a sarcastic manner. She then pouted up at him, very much in play. "I'd think you do. What is it you have in mind, Mr. Sagey boy?" She asked with a cackle.

Sage nodded along in agreement, grin plastered on his face. "Exactly," he chirped lightly. "See, we know how to keep life interesting," he added with a snicker, really just amused by the whole situation. Though, he pretended to him in thought in response to her next comment, cocking his head slightly. "I suppose I could wander around naked all night, like you so desperately want," he mused after a moment. "Maybe I'll even let you fuck me as a bonus," he added with a grin, clearly messing around but definitely up for some action.

Mari nodded very much in agreement. Yep, they definitely kept life interesting. They had to - things had been so... wild when they'd first met. If they just moped around only ever talking about dinner or something like that, it'd get boring. She didn't think she could actually handle that. She'd have to Jill herself. She felt a dumb grin cross her face when he claimed he was going to walk around naked. "Oh, Sage, baby, that's all I've ever wanted!" She exclaimed dramatically, clearly amused. Yes, dramatic, but she had almost begged him to do it. She absolutely would not complain if her gorgeous husband thought it would be fun to wander around her home without any clothes on. Her eyes widened slightly, and a childish giggle escaped her. "Oohhh, I have the best job ever," she hummed softly, leaning up to press a soft kiss to his. "And while that's an amazing bonus, we both know I'm in charge. So, try putting it like this;" she paused for a moment, a grin spreading across her face. "Maybe I'll fuck you as a bonus," she chirped to him. "After all, you'll have been wandering around naked all night. I'm fairly certain you need a reward for that?" She giggled playfully.