Sage chuckled softly and shrugged. "Long as I don't get shipped out with the rest of them and get to stay here with you guys I wouldn't mind," he hummed lightly. Though, at her comment and peck, he kissed her back, an amused grin growing on his face. "Fine, then we'll burn something down and spray paint the armor of whatever guards see the commotion and try to stop us," he chirped. It did, admittedly, sound rather fun. Mostly because he could imagine the guards trying to either scrub the paint off their armor or just appreciate the art and go off to battle with a rainbow or something on their chest.

Mari grinned to him, and gently patted his chest as she sat up again. She hummed in thought and shook her head. "I dunno. You're over due a few new scars... imagine how cool it'd be having them from a battle?" She chuckled softly. She looked him over for a moment, and gently placed a finger on his chest. "You know... one here..." she started, then put her finger on his collar bone. "...here..." she continued, a bit of a giggle rising from her throat. She leaned forwards and ran her lips lightly along the side of his jaw and towards his neck, where she gently nipped the softer skin below his ear. "... And a few more here," she chuckled before she sat up again. She grinned at his next comment. "That's a good plan. Burn the tavern down and vandalise the guards," she chuckled lightly to hum. "Sounds like fun," she laughed.

Sage snickered softly as Mari mentioned he could use a few more scars, grin widening as he felt her lips move up his neck, a slight shiver running down his spine at her nip. "Well, the ones there you can help with," he noted with a sort of laugh. "The rest I'm afraid might have to come from one of the horses or something," he added. He was clearly joking ...he'd prefer not to get kicked in the chest or something a long those lines. But the ones on his neck he could definitely deal with. That was probably the most amusing part of it. He nodded with a grin when she agreed to his plan, chuckling as he imagined it all. "I think that would be very fun," he noted lightly.

Mari laughed softly after a moment and gently patted his chest. "Nah, that's too much work," she teased him lightly, sort of stretching for a moment. "You'll just have to go into battle," she mused. She then pouted after a moment. "The horses? You already have awful lungs, can you imagine what would happen if you got kicked? They'd probably kill you," she mused to him after a moment or two. She then grinned down at him again, though. "Doesn't it? We can give the kids balloons full of paint to chuck at them too. Make it a family affair," she laughed.

Sage sort of gaped at her in mock offense when she said that was too much work. "Make up your mind, do you want me to flash you and let you fuck me more often or is it too much work," he teased her, poking her in the side gently. Though, he chuckled at her next comment, nodding along. "It's my goal to not have that happen," he noted with amusement, snorting out another laugh when she brought the kids into it. "That would be funny," he mused. "Teaching our kids to do arson and vandalize the knights....we're doing a great job," he snickered, shaking his head slightly after a moment.

Mari giggled at him after a moment when he gasped, her eyes light and clearly amused. She sort of gave a fake thoughtful look. "Oh, I definitely want you to flash me more often. Would be great if you could fuck me every once in a while, mind," she teased him lightly. "We have to be in the mood, mind," she chuckled lightly. When he poked her, she couldn't help her squeal of a giggle and shook her head. She tried to imagine the children, then shrugged. "Silas would be so up for it. Maybe not Liz, though," she chuckled lightly. She grinned in agreement. "We are the best parents ever!" She laughed.

Sage snickered as she spoke up again, humming in a quiet sort of amusement. "I bet I could get is in the mood pretty quickly," he chirped, the whole conversation just rediculous. Though, when she mentioned the kids, he chuckled and nodded. "Silas would chase them all the way back to the castle," he noted with a chuckle. "I'd probably follow him and then see if Anya was in the mood where I could hit her and not actually upset her," he added. "Liz might not appreciate committing arson," he agreed with a chuckle. "Oh definitely! Anya will be so thankful we're raising them up like this," he snickered.

Mari couldn't help her slight laugh at his next comment and pouted at him. "Could you now? Why don't I believe you?" She asked with a bit of chuckle, leaning in to peck his lips before resting her hands on her hips when they went back onto the subject of their children. "Silas would think it was a game of tag. He'd probably still win it anyway," she laughed lightly to him, her eyes bright as she thought about it. "No, but Liz is definitely the brains behind the operation. I dont know who or where she got those brains from, but they're definitely there," she laughed lightly to him after a few moments. She pouted and patted his chest. "You?! Hit Anya? Never," she mused lightly. She nodded in solid agreement at his next comment, though. "Oh, yeah for sure. They're the future of her kingdom, why wouldn't they be committing arson?" She asked with a laugh

Sage hummed lightly and nodded, giving her a wide grin. "Because you're in denial," he chirped lightly. "But if I start flirting, you always come around...so if I flash you and start flirting, you'll definitely come around," he added lightly, a mischevious glitter in his eyes. Though, he hummed when she mentioned the kids, nodding along as she mentioned Silas. The kids had more energy than anyone he knew. "I'm not for sure where she got those genes either," he mused lightly. He and mari were smart, yes, but this kid was on a whole other level. "Oh, I would defintiely hit Anya," he snickered. "Though, I may spend the night locked up somewhere for it...would be worth it I think though," he noted lightly. In all reality, Anya would never lock him up for something like that...but she probably wouldn't appreciate it right now either. "If she's not in the mood the doctor would be a great target too," he mused. "Lots of white hair to dye bright pink," he added with a sort of cackle, nodding along to her last little comment happily.

Mari huffed out a breath at him, a small chuckle escaping her. "You can't prove that, Sage. I'm hardly in denial, I just know you all to well... your flirting wouldn't get us very far, and you aren't gonna flash me so we're going nowhere," she teased him lightly after a few moments, clearly amused. She smile when he mentioned the kids, though, a happy hum escaping her. They were good kids... and, she could definitely imagine them all dying the doctors hair all white. Really, the idea of it all was so amusing to her. She then pouted slightly. "You can do that. Just don't get the children dirty," she chuckled.