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Minerva
02:10:28 Min
Ash- the horror 😱
Stabulum Equorum
02:10:01 
Are you kidding me. I need a double premium for a quest. I match eww with a PSS.. and get a EEP.????
Minerva
02:09:45 Min
Haha Sting cats are given some of the best names I swear!!

Lily- mate its the only way I can describe it- ive never experienced something so foul. Poor lad had colitis- Id taken him in because he'd done some little sicks that morning and after Dad dying really very suddenly in the dining room also that morning I just wanted peace of mind lol. Vets said fair enough and gave him an anti nausea jab and the floodgates to hell opened through the poor little fucker. Really thought id lose him that night, he wasnt looking good. But then he just pinged back after some antibiotics and is now systematically ripping apart all his baby brother's toys 🤣🤣
Ashcroft Park Stud
02:08:35 Ash
Also get the quote for my new floor today so it’s going to be an accountant-worrying day all round ;_:
Ashcroft Park Stud
02:07:21 Ash
I had a legit dream about capture day, that I captured pons instead of aa’s, it was terrible 😂
Boulder Creek
02:06:42 
That sounds like a superhero origin story lol

cat distribution system at work
Minerva
02:06:10 Min
She's 15 now, acts like a kitten and ironically took no offence to me getting either of the dogs. She genuinely really loves Norm, she tolerates Paddy lol. Currently she's perched on a gatepost like some kind of gargoyle 🤣
Narran Park
02:06:03 Sting
sorry "Horse" was his name.
Narran Park
02:05:30 Sting
Reminds me of the 'Footrot Flats' cat "Dog".
Feared by all.
Alpine Acres
02:05:22 Lily/Alpine
Min
ah that's so sweet <3
My mom didn't want him either lol, but she ended up giving in
Also 'shitting hell liquid' I'm crying xD
Minerva
02:03:14 Min
Aww bless him! Lily actually was far from neglected lol she belongs to a friend of mine in the village. They had the audacity to get another cat when she was young so she made herself a purely outdoor cat. Then about 6 or 7 years ago they started seeing less of her and she was cropping up on our bins more often- they asked us to start feeding her as she wasnt coming home for it. She lived in our shed for a few years as Dad was adamant against a cat in the house. We started letting her in I think the day after he died 🙈🤣 And we only waited the day because my dog had been really poorly so we thought we'd do it after he'd stopped shitting hell liquid
Boulder Creek
02:02:58 
He was a very failed barn cat (found as a very sick kitten) and is a mediocre housecat.
Makes a decent dog though.

Can't imagine my life without him.
Narran Park
02:00:56 Sting
Has the capture event been turned on?
I just caught a suspicious amount of E's & P's for a quest...
Alpine Acres
01:58:47 Lily/Alpine
-Click-
Alpine Acres
01:57:29 Lily/Alpine
Min
we had one of those too! His owners never fed him and completely neglected him so he came to live with us for 5 years, and made use of our huge garden :)
Minerva
01:55:43 Min
I think Lily is more likely to make us sit before we give her a treat to be honest 🤣 She lives here now but shes not even supposed to be our cat!!
Ashcroft Park Stud
01:51:40 Ash
Aww so cute, Boulder!
Boulder Creek
01:48:29 
Anyone else make their cat sit before getting a treat?
He's also been Pavlov'd into getting his ears cleaned (do it for the treats!)
Echo Creek
01:42:58 Echo | River
Pie
Alright, thank you
Minerva
01:42:52 Min
Its noon gametime- ie just over 10 hours away

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Minerva
02:10:28 Min
Ash- the horror 😱
Stabulum Equorum
02:10:01 
Are you kidding me. I need a double premium for a quest. I match eww with a PSS.. and get a EEP.????
Minerva
02:09:45 Min
Haha Sting cats are given some of the best names I swear!!

Lily- mate its the only way I can describe it- ive never experienced something so foul. Poor lad had colitis- Id taken him in because he'd done some little sicks that morning and after Dad dying really very suddenly in the dining room also that morning I just wanted peace of mind lol. Vets said fair enough and gave him an anti nausea jab and the floodgates to hell opened through the poor little fucker. Really thought id lose him that night, he wasnt looking good. But then he just pinged back after some antibiotics and is now systematically ripping apart all his baby brother's toys 🤣🤣
Ashcroft Park Stud
02:08:35 Ash
Also get the quote for my new floor today so it’s going to be an accountant-worrying day all round ;_:
Ashcroft Park Stud
02:07:21 Ash
I had a legit dream about capture day, that I captured pons instead of aa’s, it was terrible 😂
Boulder Creek
02:06:42 
That sounds like a superhero origin story lol

cat distribution system at work
Minerva
02:06:10 Min
She's 15 now, acts like a kitten and ironically took no offence to me getting either of the dogs. She genuinely really loves Norm, she tolerates Paddy lol. Currently she's perched on a gatepost like some kind of gargoyle 🤣
Narran Park
02:06:03 Sting
sorry "Horse" was his name.
Narran Park
02:05:30 Sting
Reminds me of the 'Footrot Flats' cat "Dog".
Feared by all.
Alpine Acres
02:05:22 Lily/Alpine
Min
ah that's so sweet <3
My mom didn't want him either lol, but she ended up giving in
Also 'shitting hell liquid' I'm crying xD
Minerva
02:03:14 Min
Aww bless him! Lily actually was far from neglected lol she belongs to a friend of mine in the village. They had the audacity to get another cat when she was young so she made herself a purely outdoor cat. Then about 6 or 7 years ago they started seeing less of her and she was cropping up on our bins more often- they asked us to start feeding her as she wasnt coming home for it. She lived in our shed for a few years as Dad was adamant against a cat in the house. We started letting her in I think the day after he died 🙈🤣 And we only waited the day because my dog had been really poorly so we thought we'd do it after he'd stopped shitting hell liquid
Boulder Creek
02:02:58 
He was a very failed barn cat (found as a very sick kitten) and is a mediocre housecat.
Makes a decent dog though.

Can't imagine my life without him.
Narran Park
02:00:56 Sting
Has the capture event been turned on?
I just caught a suspicious amount of E's & P's for a quest...
Alpine Acres
01:58:47 Lily/Alpine
-Click-
Alpine Acres
01:57:29 Lily/Alpine
Min
we had one of those too! His owners never fed him and completely neglected him so he came to live with us for 5 years, and made use of our huge garden :)
Minerva
01:55:43 Min
I think Lily is more likely to make us sit before we give her a treat to be honest 🤣 She lives here now but shes not even supposed to be our cat!!
Ashcroft Park Stud
01:51:40 Ash
Aww so cute, Boulder!
Boulder Creek
01:48:29 
Anyone else make their cat sit before getting a treat?
He's also been Pavlov'd into getting his ears cleaned (do it for the treats!)
Echo Creek
01:42:58 Echo | River
Pie
Alright, thank you
Minerva
01:42:52 Min
Its noon gametime- ie just over 10 hours away

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Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:02 AM

Former Stable
 
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Purple Pegasus Farm
11:00:20 Purp/PPF
Oh no, way too many thongs to hit.
Moonrose Mountains
11:02:33 Diva
I imagined a Purp out in the backyard, whipping thongs in a circle while making helicopter chug chug noises...

Edited at January 13, 2021 11:02 AM by Cypress Creek Elites
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:10 AM

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California Valley
11:09:22 Cali | Kale | Csli
We're talking about Purp whirling around glittery thongs while make helicopter sounds
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:10 AM


TenaciTea
 
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California Valley
11:09:22 Cali | Kale | Csli
We're talking about Purp whirling around glittery thongs while make helicopter sounds
Moonrose Mountains
11:09:58 Diva
Can you imagine sequined on both sides and to actually wear that on your butt? You would need a cotton knickers underneath that torture trap
Purple Pegasus Farm
11:10:10 Purp/PPF
I feel like we need to work it into a dance routine.
Holly Hill Farm
11:10:44 Mon / Montova
Can you also be singing some sort of tribal chant?
California Valley
11:11:12 Cali | Kale | Csli
Forget the ribbon dance Purp. Gotta do the thong dance
Olive Tree Equine
11:12:09 cloud
and like flourecent stick on eyelashes
Purple Pegasus Farm
11:12:54 Purp/PPF
It's got to be at night so we can break out the black lights. Gotta make it pop.
Moonrose Mountains
11:13:15 Diva
That's a brand new idea for hee merchandise, shimmering thongs with hee logo that makes a sound once you whip it in circle
California Valley
11:13:59 Cali | Kale | Csli
I'm all for that Diva xD Gimme the HEE thongs. Maybe they can have sexy sven on them too
Moonrose Mountains
11:15:52 Diva
Oh Cali that says Sven Me on front, I would buy
Purple Pegasus Farm
11:15:53 Purp/PPF
Will we needs fog machines for this gig? I can bring mine.
Purple Pegasus Farm
11:18:30 Purp/PPF
How does the sexy pickle horse play into this?
Purple Pegasus Farm
11:20:18 Purp/PPF
We need a thong song to go with it too.
SweetFire Fields
11:20:27 Coffeeholic
Oh geez, a horse in a glitter sexy sven thong XDDD
California Valley
11:21:00 Cali | Kale | Csli
Who is good at writing songs? Specifically ones about thongs
Lucky Ranch
11:21:30 Lucky
Here is the song, about glittery thongs, ay yee do laiii
Dark Moonruler
11:22:22
Just a heads up, Darth Ven, your thong quotes will make a fine addition to my collection. XD

Edited at January 13, 2021 11:23 AM by Saltea Stables
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:11 AM

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California Valley
11:11:12 Cali | Kale | Csli
Forget the ribbon dance Purp. Gotta do the thong dance
California Valley
11:10:45 Cali | Kale | Csli
I imagine that it would be very uncomfortable. I don't know how anyone could wear something like that
Holly Hill Farm
11:10:44 Mon / Montova
Can you also be singing some sort of tribal chant?
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:31 AM


TenaciTea
 
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(for some reason it cut off the stable flag but the lovely Lucky Ranch typed this in an attempt to summon Ven)
Tea
Here goes...

Helooo frens. I just happen to be Jeff Bezos loong lost daughter. I also struggle with an identity crsis, have depression, an eating disorder, PTSD, and um yeah!
Heres a picture of me
*pulls up pinterest photo*
Wow IKR??!! Im sooo amazing. Teehee. I just happen to be poor, but also rich af, and um yeah! Oh yes, and pregnant with an amount of babies that changes everyday. Oh and I have a pack of immortal wolves, yes oh yes, I was raised by these wolves. I also happen to own a champion brindle jumping stallion that is an instinct breed, and um he only lets me ride him, and bareback only. I also happen to have a shit ton of dogs, and eotic animals. Wowo!

Edited at January 13, 2021 11:32 AM by Saltea Stables
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:35 AM


Lucky Ranch
 
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>:D
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:58 AM

Former Stable
 
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Did nobody grab the thong song?
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 11:59 AM


Lucky Ranch
 
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Moonlight Stud
11:57:32 I Found Star Wars
I have one question though for peace of mind; are the thongs edible
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 12:03 PM


Lucky Ranch
 
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Moonlight Stud
12:01:47 I Found Star Wars
Just insure the sequin taste doesn't clash with the thong taste. You want to be classy afterall
Chat Posts January 13, 2021 01:46 PM


Lucky Ranch
 
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01:44:48 puck
You and me are edible, but that is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.
Stormsong Manor
01:45:14 Darth Ven
Some guy had his foot amputated and he and his friends made it into tacos, then ate it

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