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So I spent five hours writing this ridiculously silly story. I'm feeling stupider already lol. But I'm hoping Eve finally gives us our wolf pelts for it.
Once opon a time there were 3 absolutely amazing and wonderfully epic games called HEE, DT, and WP. They all kept to themselves. The dragons of DT eagerly battled their monsters that delved in the server lands in which they lived amd munched inconspicuously on cows and chickens. The noble horses of HEE competed in intense but epic shows and competitions and joyously explored the many endless and breathtaking wilderness trails. And WP chattered among themselves and relentlessly hunted and defended their server wildernesses againest rabbits and fairytale creatures. There were always many rumors and myths about the three seperate worlds but no one ever cared enough to go and search for the distinctly different and faraway lands. After all, no one knew how to use a search engine to navigate the difficult internet universe.
But then brave explorers from all the game worlds rised up and made the difficult trek after they discovered the ancient secret to using a search engine. The search engines were dangerous though. Google had too many ads and ways to lose the link to where you needed go. Bing had too many distracting stories and other games on their front page. If you weren't careful you could even be carried off to youtube or the dreadful facebook. A little known fact is that every facebook like on the front page is a trapped explorer trying to get through from the other side to their home game.Finally, Duckduckgo was discovered it was a safer passageway so explorers could get through without being trapped and lured away by ridiculous tampon, makeup, and get debt free fast ads.
As more and more explorers went from one game to another, a realization was made. The all powerfull and respected goddess of the three worlds, called Eve for short, was playing favorites. Her loyal followers were confused they all worshipped and loved her. They felt cheated on. DT felt negected and Ignored. And HEE and WP felt like they were constantly competing for attention. The fact that WP was recieving the most attention made the other two games jealous. So the noble horses and fearsome dragons decided to team up with each other and join forces. All three games became bitter and war was declared among themselves. Wolfplay had been slightly successfull with getting through and taunting both sides. But all they did was infuriate the players of the opposing games with talk of taking there 1 0f 1s, EEEs, and LLL hatchlings and feeding them to their pups.The opposing games hatched a plan (that WP couldn't feed to their pups). The night of the attack they painted on their tribal markings and fastened on their armoured Unicorn horns with magical crystals at the base and set out to wreck havoc.At last they reached the server walls and the dragon flew over them. The horses went to go over but then realized only the show jumpers and cross country horses could jump over the server walls. So the disheartened dressage horses had to stay behind and wait for news of the outcome. After seemingly forever they reached the heartlands of the wolfplay tribe. The dragons roared a challenge and the terrified wolves leaped out of their dens with their pointy marshmallow sticks. They scourched the lazy guards that failled to warn their tribe of the coming attack and in the moment lit the marshmellows on fire. The dragons got tired and had to retreat from the attack.The wolves were encouraged by the now flaming marshmellow pointy sticks and they looked terribly frightening with the evil fairy wings on their backs, but the horses were brave and charged on. Suddenly the tables had turned once again while the Irish draughts flattened the divine health wolves in the front line. Then the spirited sport ponies speared the flaming marshmellows with their Unicorn horns right off the pointy sticks! The warmbloods and Irish sport horses kicked the pointy sticks right out of the mouths of the wolves and snapped them into pieces. Anglo Arabians were putting the broken pieces in their saddle bags as trophies. The battle was fierce with flashing teeth and flying hooves. When the tides seemed to be turning again the Thoroughbreds and Appendix quarter horses left and ran to fetched the dragons for backup. The dragons were rested and flew back rapidly. They quickly landed and started flinging wolves everywhere with huge claws. But it wasn't doing any damage because they could fly back down safely with the evil fairy wings. Infuriated the dragons burnt the evil fairy wings and started tossing wolves again. The rabbit fur helmets did nothing to protect them after all. The wolves fled tails between their legs and yelping about the smoldering fairy wings while they ran. Victorious, the dragons flew to HEE and told the now elated dressage horses about the win. When the rest of the courageous steeds came back they had a celebratory party. The dragons lit up a bonfire with the marshmellow pointy sticks. Starving, they all had delicious s'mores from the very marshmellows that they stole from the wolfplay tribe. After the battle stories were told, the dressage horses had a victory dance inwhich they planned while the noble warriors fought. They had wolfpelts on their backs that the dragons had gifted them while the danced soulfully and gracefully. It was truly a sight to behold!
And they all lived happily ever after! (Except for the Wolfplay tribe)
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Oh my! Epic story! Bravo and well done!
Somebody send a messenger to the WP Tribe! lol |
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In response to you absurd attack, https://wolfplaygame.com/forums.php?f=30&t=12580&page=54
^^ Come at meh broh.
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YES! Someone needs to tell WP to realize that their stupid 118r wolves that never produce higher than 25r can /never/ beat a 1/1 EEE who is an EEE producer, ABLB, etc. |
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Sunshine Jumpers said:
YES!Someone needs to tell WP to realize that their stupid 118r wolves that never produce higher than 25r can /never/ beat a 1/1 EEE who is an EEE producer, ABLB, etc.
...But we don't have a 1/1 EEE on the ABLB. |
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Celestial Estates said:
Sunshine Jumpers said:
YES!Someone needs to tell WP to realize that their stupid 118r wolves that never produce higher than 25r can /never/ beat a 1/1 EEE who is an EEE producer, ABLB, etc.
...But we don't have a 1/1 EEE on the ABLB.
Well I believe we had one at one point |
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Is the attack still ongoing? I just got home from work and would like to join in... |
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This belongs on the club page/forum or through PM, not here. |
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As a member of bolth HEE and WP.. chermira is a defect in WP? Is that a horse thing? And.. awesome story! |
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