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Here is the funny poem for today.

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There was an old man of Peru

Who dreamt he was eating his shoe

He woke in the night

With a terrible fright

And found it was terribly true!

𝙳𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎! (I'm trying out fonts if you wondered why i wrote in a diff font lol)

Here's todays made -up Poem:
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My cat knocked my coffee right onto my shoe,

Then stared like I’d wronged her—completely untrue.

She yawned, took my chair, and began to nap deep—

I guess I’m her butler, and coffee’s not cheap.

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And today is SPECIAL because I am doing 2 poems!

~(I died when I made this)

I opened my laptop to get some work done,

But kitten declared, “This keyboard is fun!”

She jumped on it, typing out “adskipooped” with her tiny paws—

And somehow emailed my boss… without cause.