Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

Do twins realize that one of them weren't planned?

I sometimes feel detached from my body...

Like you're there but not really, and all those really normal sounds seem alien, and even the smallest of lights is too bright, and no matter what you do, language doesn't make sense?

Ja...

I poured a glass of coke and my brother started with the "do you know what that does to you" and I pulled the good ol' "it can clean rust off of metal?? so it's cleaning the rust off of my insides??" and he shut me in the laundry closet

Who decided to put the "S" in lisp? To make people suffer?

decided to look at old shit through my phone and I found a note I had made that basically just says "Pringles are gay potato chips cause they aren't straight". I knew I liked pringles a lot for a reason. am lgbtq

If you say total it sounds like a kid trying to say turtle who can't say their r's right.

The internet is like a lake or an ocean. The deeper you dive, the weirder the stuff you find. Especially on YouTube.

You don't stop dying until your dead.
lol that sounds dark.

Sometimes it's fun to watch the world burn, even at your own expense.