My dog just ate chicken poop 😖

Do you ever look at someone and start wheezing uncontrollably because they're pretty or are you sane

Do you ever hear a song and start imagining a book character singing it? Cuz I did today. Lol

"Oh yay I'm almost done with art"

....

"Fuck, the hair"

Me every time I make art^^^^^^^^

My dad legit just told me that hair on my legs makes me look like a communist. And he got pissed off.

I just... What? I... I have hair because I am.. human.... and bro.. you have hair on your legs too... we're just two dudes with hairy legs why does this make us communists

There are 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000 possible combinations in a deck of cards

Let that sink in

There are only 52 cards in a standard deck

That's 52! Combinations

Wow

Holy fuck Ladybird.

you ever imagine two book characters that could never be a thing, become one, and then they die? that's what I think about when I'm bored/partially sane. I'm only sane around horses xd

The human thigh bone is harder than concrete

*please dont test this*

The hype house scares me. It's a place where 16 year olds live in the same place as 20+ year olds. sounds fishy...