Then a unicorn comes in and swoops you onto it's back. It arched its neck and takes all of the money from the guys hand and mouth and sticks it back together with magic. The unicorn gives it back to you then takes off running with you still riding

You are glad you got away. That was getting weird. Then the unicorn morphs into a Death Eater and eats you.

but they can't keep the all powerful you down and throw you up into a pool

the pool is filled with acid

You decide to take a dip in the pool

The pool is full of piranhas. Luckily, they're pretty chill and put on some music.

and then the piranhas begin to grow feet and start walking out of the water 👁👄👁

They start dancing. You scream in confusion. They are scared and one throws up.

amidst the chaos, some piranhas start doing the Cha-Cha Slide, and you join in.

The animal control arrives and tries to capture the piranhas. But soon they can't resist and join in doing the cha-cha slide.