I ban you for not owning a glitter-covered unicorn with purple socks.

I ban you for not being a unicorn

I ban you for your amazing Palletes

I ban you for constantly being on here :P <3

I ban you for judging their time on HEE

I ban you for eating less than a square kilometre of pizza in one minute.

I ban you for expecting people to eat less than 2 square kilometres of pizza per minute

i ban you for having the most amazing stable set ive ever seen

I ban you because you have 864 forum posts.

I ban you for having 9446 forum posts!

(thats alot)