Damn.

˙ʎɐʍ ʇɥƃᴉɹ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ ǝsnɐɔ noʎ uɐq I ;)

Ĭ̈ b̆̈ă̈n̆̈ y̆̈ŏ̈ŭ̈ b̆̈ĕ̈c̆̈ă̈ŭ̈s̆̈ĕ̈ y̆̈ŏ̈ŭ̈r̆̈ t̆̈ĕ̈x̆̈t̆̈ ĭ̈s̆̈n̆̈t̆̈ h̆̈ă̈p̆̈p̆̈y̆̈

I̶̧̗̱̘͔̍͐͆ ̶̛̖͎̰͍̦̌̂̀̌͛̈́͋͐̓̏̎̕͝͠b̶̮̳͖̽̈́̀̍̕̚͘͠a̸͉̭̩͙̫͑̎̒ṉ̶̨̥̻̝̟̱͚̖̮̩̹̑͋̊̀͒͐́͝͝ ̷̹͌̇̈́͐͌́͘͠y̶̙͕̓͆͆̓̑̎̀̃͌̓́͒̑͝ơ̷̖͍̰͙͇͔͎̯͎͉̳͙̋̎̐͐̃̊̅̾͌̈͝u̶̢͌͂͆̃̂̍̏́̓̊̓̓̕ ̶̢͈̘͖̮̣̼̣͍̽̋̃̎̑̈́͛̽̀̓c̶͎̣͈̳̯̭̪͓̓̄̐̀͛̔̉͋̀̿͛͊͝͝ą̷͚̫̫͈̥̬̽̑͒́̈̄̍͘͝ͅu̵̡̧̠̹̭̤̟̰̲̇͗̓s̶̛̛̲̄̑͆́̀͜͠͝ę̵̟̪̱͕̥̘̮̫͙́̆̔̔̓͐͒̈́ ̵̞͙͍̹͖͚͈̹̬̬̤́͒̌͌̋̀͑̉͑͜͝y̸̢̤̺̮̬̲͕̖̓̿̾̈̽͜͠o̵̬̣͔͇̲̬̐́̆u̷͙̠̟̲̹̲̺̟̗͖̦͕̦͐͋r̴̥̦̯̻͉͕̾̅͗̓͂̓͊̈͑͘͘ ̵̨̦̜̼̲̠̱̮͚͐̊̽̉̊̃̿͌̈̃͌̕̚͜͝͝t̵̢̠͚̪̮͙̲̲̭̬̩̥͋́͂̓ę̵̫͚̠͖̤͓̦͓̖̒͆͆̇ͅx̴͉̘̗̅̈́ț̵̭̋͗̃̈́̔̊͑̅̚͘͜͝ ̷̛̠͚̥͇̬̓̂̑̏̀̈́̐͒͒́́̚͝ͅi̸̧̧̫͓̮͔̳͔̯̠̦̱̲͖͗̃̓̓̀̐̄̓͘͜͝͝s̷̨̢̢͉̝͉͕̯̝͐̃͛́̄̍̍̿̿̈̓͘͘ń̵̙̯͊̿̋̇͑͋̏̒͝͝'̵̢͎̩̣̅̃̓͑̓͘͠t̴̥͍̭͖͖͈͑̒̆̎̏̀̀̊̔͊͗̏̇̄̕ͅͅ ̴̡̱͖̮͉͇̪̬͕̜͍̺́͜ͅg̵̨͇͎̟̠͉̮̣̈̉̇͗̈́̌͜ͅļ̵̥̠̪͚̠̗̩͕̿̂̏̎͑ì̸̛̥̤̬̥̭̋̓̈͋͊͊̑ț̸̢̡̰̮͍̥̬̼̗̠̤͊̐̍͐͑̽͘͝ç̵̨̨̛̹̳̣͉̳̟̳̩̪̽̊̾̃̏̿̏̐ͅh̷̹̬̺̏̓͝ȳ̶̨͍̟̻͎̮̯͔͈̳͚̞͚̽͌̒̓͗̚̕͠.̴̢̗̻̻͔̱̬̜̲́̔ͅ

I ban you because your text is in the matrix

I ban you because your not a mole.

I ban you for not being a mole king ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I ban you cuz im on my SA

I ban you cause I'm not on my other SA

I ban you because these ponies I have are nice ponies

I ban you because mine are mean