I ban you for being negative

I ban you cause that's my job as a pessimist.

i ban u for being a pessimist

I ban you for being an optimist

i ban you for editing your post

I ban you for not editing your post.

I ban you for being an old grumpy strawberry

I ban you for calling her/him old

i ban you for only joining in now

I'm a dude... :')

I ban you for bamfuzzling me againnn