I ban you because this is confusing

I ban you because you're confused.

I ban you for banning someone for being confused.

I ban you because you used ban twice.

I ban you because you also used ban twice and now I've used ban three times.

I ban you because I'm just gonna leave you two to banning each other 0-0

I ban you because I love your banner.

I ban you for scaring Pony off with me xD

I ban you because I have to fill out something for school and the teacher made a powerpoint but when I click on the videos they don't play.

I ban you because I'm stressing.