I ban you cuz' me too, my cat stres into the depths of my south with those big cat eyes and tells me her deepest desire- food.

I ban you because my cat continuously meows obnoxiously when she needs food.

I ban you because you don't have an Avi

I ban you because cows are evil

I ban you because why are cows evil? They just stand there all day eating grass.

I ban you because you never know when they might be watching you through the window >.>

I ban you because this made me laugh

I ban you because do people keep their cows in their backyards? All the people I know that have cows (a total of one) keep them in a pasture at least a little ways away from their house and even if they are staring at you, so what? They're cows.

I ban you because I keep cows in my backyard. They do just fine.

I ban you because I'm still laughing