I ban you because that horse has hair on its nose

I ban you because i am probably going to miss banning the person this was meant for

I ban you cause I have nothing better to do

i ban you because the pimento cheese sandwhich I'm eating is banging! :) (as in yummy)

I ban you for using one of those equals sign parenthesis things

I ban you for not spelling parentheses right :p

I ban you because I just bought some fudge and it tastes like Play-Doh.

I ban you because I want to make some homemade fudge now

I ban you because I wish I could make fudge but I tried once and let's just say it didn't turn out too well.

I ban you cause drawing wings is a pain in the ass