I ban you because I'm rather confused or I smell fish

I ban you because I'm hungry ;~;

I ban you because I'm eating

I ban you because I'm not eating

I ban you because foooddd

I ban you because I am eating a chocolate bar and im supposed to be on a diet.

I ban you because mac and cheese is amazing

I ban you because I'm lactose intolerant

I ban you because I just made a sandwich of two bread slices, four turkey slices, four salami slices, and three bacon slices. Nothing else, just bread, salami, turkey, and bacon. It was delicious. But mum said "the Gord would not be proud".

I ban you because you are literally the weirdest yet most entertaining person I've ever met