I ban you because I have no wood.

I ban you because your stable set is overwhelming me with cuteness.

I ban you because you seem to like cats

I ban you because that is true, although dogs are my soul animals.

I ban you because I agree, but I personally love coyotes more than a plain old dog

I ban you for calling dogs plain and old.

I ban you because some of them are. (But some are not)

I ban you because outwardly, that's the truth, but inwardly, there is no such thing as a plain old dog.

I ban you because it sounds like you're tryna teach me something

I ban you because I agree, you shouldn't mention dogs around me. I get all super-excited and protective xD