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dont let him!! run awayyyyyyyyyy How do i scare my friend that says she isnt scared of anything?????
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simple... drop her off a building. she will happoly admit shes scared after the 50 metre drop how do i incapacitate the plungered poorly mummified bigfoot who took a shower and now wields a cattle prod while trying to grab you?
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Ummmm id say..... JuSt DOnt GeT YoUrSelf IntO tHEsE SiTuaTIons!!!!!! how do i swim?
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Lunalovegood said: Ummmm id say..... JuSt DOnt GeT YoUrSelf IntO tHEsE SiTuaTIons!!!!!! how do i swim?
To swim there are three easy steps 1 tie a rope into a leash and hand it to me 2 make a peace treaty for some country 3 go to bed with your least favorite kind of food in the oven
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(Ah I found it after a year!) Why is the sky blue?
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Because there's someone constantly injecting food dye into it. . What is the fastest way to perfectly acne-free skin?
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Just take it off. No skin, no acne. Or you could plaster one of those fake faces over yours. Out of sight, out of mind. . Why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night?
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That is how life is …… How do I keep my dog in my room without her wanting to leave
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tell her she owes you for the food you feed her every day ~ How do I get my horse to respect my space when I have treats
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Throw the treats at it ~ Why are my fingertips numb
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