open the doors for a soothing breeze<3 bonus points: any crying babies will be forcefully escorted out :)

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How do I grow cabbage?

chop one up and throw it in the trash can. Within four years you will have a nice cabbage plant and a horrendous smell :)

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How do I clean my bathroom sink?

Move house!

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How do I make pizza?

Run outside and start worshiping the pineapples then sneeze three and a half times

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How do I survive life?

Stand in fire

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How to go camping?

sell your house and move in with bogfoot. he doesn't wipe his ass but he'll leave you alone most of the time

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how do I politely tell my roommate they stink?

write a note and stick it to their head while they sleep.

it should say 'you really stink'

How do i escape my annoyed roommate after i put the sticky note on their head?

wrap them in toilet paper like a shit mummy and hope they get the message

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what do you do if a poorly mummified bigfoot with bad odor is chasing you?

grab the plunger, plunge the head. this should work like a taser, incapacitating them for the few seconds while you grab the cattle prod and use it appropriately until they are in the shower, without odor.

what do you do if the plungered poorly mummified bigfoot with bad odor grabs the cattle prod and tries to use it on you?

get right up close to him, where he cant hit you, which shouldn't be an issue now that he doesn't stink.

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what do you do if the plungered poorly mummified bigfoot who took a shower wielding a cattle prod grabs you?