I ban you just for the fun of it!

I ban you because I'm tired and don't want to come up with a reason

I ban you because I am bored and I want to go and kill Satan!

I ban you because maybe he's here, I heard "holy shit" from my hallway and now there's subtle movement. At 2am :') RIP me, this is what I get after thinking I fucked up my arms

Okay I ban you again because I am lisning to the song"Lane Boy"at 4:11 and my roomate is screaming at me to shut the fuck up because I am singing along with it.

I ban you because I would kill that roommate if I was in that situation

I ban you because my roommate is pointing a fucking gun at me!!

I ban ypu because you're almost definitely exaggerating

I ban you because I am bored.

I ban you because you didn't capitalize the S in your name.