I ban you because who is Gatsby?

I Ban you because im in the Hospital

I ban you because why?

Gatsby is Eve's old horse and, if I'm not mistaken, the default profile image.

I ban you because my phone is freaking out

I ban you because we friggin got beautiful freaking titles!

I ban you because you're right.

I ban you because you edited your post

I ban you because I misspelled "you're" and it annoyed me lol

I ban you because at first I thought you had said something incredibly rude, and then had a human guilt feeling and edited it.

I ban you because why would I do that..?