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i recommend adding half part salt and half part eggs and cooking at 500 degrees for 65.9 minutes :D - how do i knit a scarf? |
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sprinkle some salt on a hamster and throw some coke on the floor - i need a nap XD |
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go for a morning swim at 3:00 AM - how do i do my Organic Chemistry assingments?? |
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okay, listen carefully. first, you take a pencil then you burry it in jelatin stick in in the freezer and it should be ready by the morning. --- how do i say ''no''? |
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First you make the Y sound as in you. Then the E sound as in every. Then the S sound as in snake. Put it all together and voila. - What is the wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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A chicken nugget 🐔 ------- How do you rob a bank? |
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you give the bank cheesecake ~ How do you measure a door? |
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You beat an old lady with a stick. - What causes heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea? |
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You. ---------- how do I cook a panther? |
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Shave it bald and eat the fur. - Why's my car making an expensive-sounding noise? |
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Fog Early followed by Afternoon Showers
