i recommend adding half part salt and half part eggs and cooking at 500 degrees for 65.9 minutes :D

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how do i knit a scarf?

sprinkle some salt on a hamster and throw some coke on the floor

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i need a nap XD

go for a morning swim at 3:00 AM

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how do i do my Organic Chemistry assingments??

okay, listen carefully.

first, you take a pencil

then you burry it in jelatin

stick in in the freezer and it should be ready by the morning.

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how do i say ''no''?

First you make the Y sound as in you. Then the E sound as in every. Then the S sound as in snake. Put it all together and voila.

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What is the wind speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A chicken nugget 🐔

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How do you rob a bank?

you give the bank cheesecake

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How do you measure a door?

You beat an old lady with a stick.

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What causes heartburn, nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea?

You.

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how do I cook a panther?

Shave it bald and eat the fur.

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Why's my car making an expensive-sounding noise?