lay down on the ground like you do with a dolphin

-

how do i eat a lollipop?

throw it iin the trash.

how do I prune a tree?

give it miracle grow

what do I do about a mutant tree monster?

eat a pickle

-

how do i eat a pencil

Give it to the pet chicken to chew on.

-

How do I train a chicken?

give it a pencil when it does something right, lock it in your basement when it doesn't

what do I do with the skeletons in my closet?

Decorate them and put them on the Chirstmas Tree as pole dancers

-

How do I put a puzzle together and then frame it?

lemon juice

-

how do i stop my goats from trying to breed?

Tunnel to the center of the Earth

-

How do I wash dishes without a dishwasher?