I ban you because my right side of my throat just randomly started to hurt.

I ban you because your throat hurts and I don't want my throat to hurt too.

I ban you because you don't want your throat to hurt but mine does

I ban you because the pain in my throat has gone down a bit.

I ban you because I'm trying to shove away my anxiety by facing the things that are making me uncomfortable, which strongly includes posting on this site.

I ban you for trying to shove away your anxiety, having anxiety is difficult and you have to face it head on.

I ban you because that's literally what I'm doing?? I want it to chill for a bit, so I'm facing issues one at a time.

I ban you because you banned me XD

I ban you because I am a cucumber.

I ban you cause you are not a cucumber you are a human