I ban you because that's only the posts I've made from this account. I have nine other active accounts and I've had a few RP-posting machines that I abandoned.

I ban you because your set is really cool. I want it!

I ban you because thankyy, es mine!

I ban you because I hurt everywhere.

I ban you because my eyes are being weird. I've recently become extremely light sensitive, and for these last two or three days my vision is blurry in the morning and late night.

I ban you because no input

I ban you because you have a sugar daddy.

I ban you because that is random.

I ban you for not embracing randomness.