I ban you because I am very tired.

I ban you because mum said I can have a parakeet again! :D

I ban you because that's cool.

I ban you because I used to have two blue parakeets named Squeaky and Batty. Imma name this one Peep!

I ban you because every time I say peep outside all my chickens come running.

I ban you because the song that just came on is sad

I ban you because the song that just came on here is feisty

I ban you because the song that came on hurt my ears. I had the bass turned on on my speaker and the song was bass boosted.

I ban you because my heart rate right now is kinda speedy and irregular... That's comforting o^o

I ban you because you're being attacked on chat >_<