I ban you because as a whole, the song hurts in a way that isn't exactly the intention of the writer. Isolating certain bits makes that bit hurt waaay more and make sense a little more towards the intended meaning... That's the case with a few songs, actually, but mainly this one.

I ban you because that's a little sad :')

I ban you because I'm a sad person to be around lol

I ban you because I can't and now I'm dead again XD

I ban you because the things on my feed are friggen awesome lol

I ban you because angel is trying to steal my beloved brindle!

I ban you because I can try to ban them for you

I ban you because I just made a deadly typo in chat and I can't stop laughing

I ban you because I've died again for the 3rd time XD

I ban you because this is a LOT of cereal in my bowl... Oops