I ban you because it's like chicken soup but with turkey.

I ban you because I just now realized I was on my side earlier when I commented about being as useful as the 'p' in raspberry

I ban you because I laughed AGAIN staaahp

I ban you for making me laugh at you laughing at me xD

I ban you because now you've made be giggle AAAGH

I ban you because I like my new nickname in chat

I ban you because what is it? :o

I ban you because Hey, stob it! (It's a BTS reference)

I ban you because isn't BTS those k-pop people?

I ban you because yes BTS is the most popular K-pop group lol