I ban you because unhealthy drams states are BAD for your HEALTH!!!

I ban you because I know.

I ban you because I really need to go to bed but I'm sucked into the vortex of HEE

I ban you because same lol

I ban you because I switched my Chromebook to the Spanish keyboard by accident and couldn't figure out why my apostrophe key wouldn't work.

I ban you because how the heckle did you do that?

I ban you because I'm supposed to be asleep but I'm using my computer in the dark and I accidentally hit control + space and switched the keyboards.

I ban you because that doesn't work for me :/

I ban you because I have no idea what you guys are talking about

I ban you because I decided not to go to bed because, HEE sucked me back.