I ban you because he’s your faithful dog, even if he’s dead

I ban you because you didn't capitalize the W in Wilderness

I ban you because you’ve finally posted here

I ban you because I almost got a heart attack 'cause I thought it was Avoid The Mods

I ban you for being a good writer and for making a stable set for me. :D

I ban you for being patient with the banner. And thanks about the writing :)

Well, I ban you for being patient while I wrack my brain to come up with a reply.

I ban you for being willing to roleplay with me :)

I ban you because you're amazing

I ban you because this is on the 267th page