I ban you because you put a squirrelinside a banana XD

I ban you because I like your forest name even though I don't know what it means.

I ban you because I'm magic

I ban you because I can

I ban you because anything is possible in my mind

I ban you because I have never watched Greys Anatomy.

I ban you for banning my RP partner

I ban you because you banned someone for banning me and that is a compliment which makes self-deprecating me unable to respond with anything normal because, you know, I'm defective xD

I ban you because I read that long ass sentence

I ban you because I'm good at run-on sentences