I ban you because that is an invalid reason :P

I ban you because it is a - f a c t - that it's - v a l i d -

I ban you because you keep s p a c i n g out your words

I ban you because I've been reading your name as Kahlua Stables and I just realized that's wrong.

I ban you because it is pronounced Kay-lu-uh

I ban you because - s p a c i n g - is really - f u n -

I ban you because it is c o n f u s i n g

I ban you because why? It just puts emphasis on the spaced word.

I ban you because I am bored

I ban you because I said "It's 4:20!" Out Of surprise 'cause, like, wow, it's late, and my brother thought I was referencing 420 so he sarcastically went "Oh ha ha, it's 4:20."