I ban you because I toootally didn't do anything

I ban you because I stole my pony back, he then slobbered on me

I ban you because Rosco is home and I must protect him

I ban you because I hope you enjoy him

I ban you for having the colour black in your stable colours

I ban you for NOT having black in you stable colors

I ban you because my pony moved and nearly backed into a car

I ban you because my horse split open the spot where hoof meets flesh at the base of her frog ;-;

I ban you because ouch

I ban you because I was going to haul her to my trainerÂ’s for a lesson tomorrow but I have to let my friend with vet training see if riding would hurt her.