I ban you because... Meh.

I ban you because I want to sink into a hole where the most depressing quotes are

I ban you because I need somewhere to dump my Grey's Anatomy joke quotes and memes

I ban you because my pony doesent MOVE

I ban you because my pony moves too much

I ban you because we need to swap ponies for a week

I ban you because I took your pony and didn't give you mine. Now that you're banned you can't come for me hehehehe

I ban you because I'm reporting you to the police for theft, "FBI OPEN UP!"

I ban both of you for stealing ponies. ROBBERS!

I ban you because it was Grey who stole my precious lovely stubborn mule