WHY WERE YOU STRANGLING MY WIFE my dad roared, telling me I had to go live in the garage

But dad she was abusing me!

Then I went and sat in the garage but zombie Hitler rose from the dead and came in

I yelled help! But no one answered

The world turned Into a nuclear wasteland with Hitler zombies everywhere while we shot into space and bounced off Jupiter

Ahhh I yelled trying to find my best friend Sarah. I asked my teacher did any animals survive?

Your teacher says yes then plummets from the sky. You go to another planet and name it Vulcan.

On vulcan you meet an Alien. Your translator says it's name is Brendon. You quickly become friends. Later Bredon falls in a volcano and dies.

You are very sad Bredon dies. Then you find a new race of aliens and name then Vulcans. You aren't very imaginative. Then they all go extict and get eaten by Hippogriffs.

Then Brendan gets REVIVED! You fish his body out of the volcano and found out he SURVIVED! Brendon thanks you and explains that his race cannot be killed, only cut up into small pieces. Even then, they are still alive. He says he will accompany you on your journey through Vulcan.