I ban you for going a week without being banned.

I ban you for saying a week instead of 7 days and 0 seconds.

I ban you because I can

I ban you cause you said you can ban AnimeStables.

I ban you because your name makes me think of Haddaway and that "What is Love" song.

I ban you because your stable set reminds me of Galifrey

I ban you cause I'm jealous of your gorgeous stable set

I ban you because you’re jealous of someone’s stable set.

I ban you for banning someone for being jealous of someone's set

I ban you for having a state in your name