So he killed all of her family

then he found a pool and made himself a mocktail and started tanning

But the alien witch had a third cousin, twice removed on her dad's side, who cut off the ponies ears and tail as a punishment, making JoeBob feel horribly ugly

So joebob called his cult of pony friends and they all rioted against the alien and the riot ended in a violent violent scene

And a 3 armed fox-human set a tree on fire, offending JoeBob

JoeBob then ate the burning tree, catching his mane on fire in the process, but he already felt ugly, so it didnt matter.

The burning tree gave JoeBob indigestion.

Then JoeBob ate a laxative to get the tree out

Joe Bob had a horrendous case of the shits after taking too many laxatives

He then laid face-down on the floor (as much as an animal can anyway)